Ian W Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 This morning i was brutally savaged by an animal while trying to save it from the grip of my cat (not a fox ). I have to go get a tetanus shot at ten past four....can't wait! Anyone who scares easy or is prone to nightmares.....look away now!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 Scary... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 Bless, well saved - you are my hero. My cat just chases flies and spiders, she'd be scared of anything bigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class One Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 Bend over and take it in the arse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamanC Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted April 19, 2007 Author Share Posted April 19, 2007 @ Daman it was the cat playing with it.....honest guv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 [qimg]http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r96/dinotrader/GereGerbilStory.gif[/qimg] Love it!!! H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terribleturner Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Slightly off topic, but my sister was bitten by a Monkey once and we thought she was gonna get rabies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 When I was young there was a small mouse that had fallen in a water butt, it couldn't get out so I picked it up and the ba---rd bit me, never again let the little bugger die:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted April 20, 2007 Author Share Posted April 20, 2007 Just a little update on my mouse bite saga. Went outside this morning to find a mouse (half skinned) that had been thrown up along with some expanded dried cat food. Daft bugger only tried to swallow it whole! Next time i'm leaving the little bugger to die as my cat will get it at some point anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangerous brain Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Slightly off topic, but my sister was bitten by a Monkey once and we thought she was gonna get rabies Hey thats not fun I got bitten by a dog in egypt and had to have the rabies shots. 6 Months of extremely nasty injections. The one they gave me on the day gave me a dead leg and a dead arm (they couldn't put it all in one place as I wouldn't have been able to walk apparently). I just thank my lucky stars it wasn't the older type that you have to go through the stomach into the spine with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Forgot to ask dude, did the Doc give it to ya in the ASS?? Hope you didnt have to explain to him wot happened?? Em i got bit by a small mouse, Doc falls off his seat laughing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted April 20, 2007 Author Share Posted April 20, 2007 Forgot to ask dude, did the Doc give it to ya in the ASS?? Hope you didnt have to explain to him wot happened?? Em i got bit by a small mouse, Doc falls off his seat laughing! female doctor, gave it to me in the arm thank god!! (although my arm is dead today, thank god it's not my wanking writing arm) when i explained what happened she did however say 'they do have quite sharp teeth don't they......' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 female doctor, gave it to me in the arm thank god!! (although my arm is dead today, thank god it's not my wanking writing arm) when i explained what happened she did however say 'they do have quite sharp teeth don't they......' Was she HOT?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted April 20, 2007 Author Share Posted April 20, 2007 wouldn't quite say HOT (just 'hot').....however i still would have Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangerous brain Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Ha ha. A guy out in Bosnia with me got bitten by a mosquito on the bollock. It swelled up to the size of a cricket ball Female doctor told him it was the biggest one of them she had ever seen Aint it great having to show your man bits to female doctors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 It's worse having your prostate checked by a pretty young doc though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 A friend (up until recently a sister in A&E) was in Thailand visiting a small village in the sticks when she saw a small monkey in the bushes that "looked thirsty". In her futile attempt to give it water it bit her arm, resulting in 6 months of painful rabies shots.... in the arse !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittyclaws Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Wife was also bit by a monkey last year on holiday. She now has special monkey powers lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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