silvershark44 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 just realised you live in lincoln mate, which part you moved to now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazboy Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 See - somebody gets me!!!! This is why: http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&t=181849 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted April 19, 2007 Author Share Posted April 19, 2007 This is why: http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&t=181849 You have my unbridled sympathy my friend! The only silver lining to our clouds is that soon death will take us from this horror!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted April 19, 2007 Author Share Posted April 19, 2007 just realised you live in lincoln mate, which part you moved to now? From the quiet, leafy, bigotted lanes of Sudbrooke to the Pikey-infested ghetto that is Boultham Park Road! Not seen your car around - what part of our sister-shagging county are you from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 You have my unbridled sympathy my friend! The only silver lining to our clouds is that soon death will take us from this horror!! Nice cheery outlook you have there Ellis!! I have got some tow rope and a sturdy beam if you are interested...... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted April 19, 2007 Author Share Posted April 19, 2007 Time: 8.30pm Venue: A lay-by on the ring road Weather: Too dark to see Temperature: A touch chilly, we may even get a frost Situation: Can I meet a man who's got a big lip? Reason: He's got a big lip Real reason: He's a nice bloke called Tony who's got my Greddy lip (the third one the poor bugger has had to make because some thieving Pikey git at Interlink has knobbed off with the first two!!). He's actually from the company and is delivering it by hand to avoid another thieving Pikey scum situation as previously mentioned! He's a very nice chap and I'm truly grateful! So, if you see either: a) a shiny caravan sporting a Greddy replica lip you'll know where it's from, b) an Escort with a Greddy replica lip on the front and rear you'll know where they're from and c) any auctions on eBay for the above lips from Pikeys/scum in the Lincoln area, you'll know where they're from! I'm still moving stuff - Dragonlady's far better half and I were still hard at it at half ten last night (cue ooooeeeers and fnaaar fnaaars!) and I'm doing it on my own again today! Tonight should see the garage packed to the rafters, the storage container filled to bursting and the house crammed with crap! The weekend will be spent transferring all of the above into the loft and then spending weeks and months wondering where the hell everything is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted April 19, 2007 Author Share Posted April 19, 2007 Nice cheery outlook you have there Ellis!! I have got some tow rope and a sturdy beam if you are interested...... H. I want to go out in my sleep like my grandad, not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 I want to go out in my sleep like my grandad, not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car!! My Grandma was the same almost. She laid back in the chair and went to sleep and never woke again!! The Dentist shit himself though!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted April 19, 2007 Author Share Posted April 19, 2007 We have the same joke book methinks!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 We have the same joke book methinks!! You could have just laughed out of sympathy Ellis!! Nevermind! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaveriK Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 I can feel the love from here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jive Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 Best entertaining read I've had while eating breakfast for ages Ellis, hope everything works out well for .. err .. car, work, house, house, kitchen, BT, Orange and anything else I .. oh yeah, cat sh!t .. you can think of I'm now in a great position to goto work as I know I'm never gonna be as stressed as Ellis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted April 19, 2007 Author Share Posted April 19, 2007 You could have just laughed out of sympathy Ellis!! Nevermind! H. I was!!! I need to use more of these and less of these - !!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted April 19, 2007 Author Share Posted April 19, 2007 Ladies and gentlemen, pray silence for the culmination of my week! As you are aware I have been running round like a 12 year old at Michael Jackson's birthday party this week with many and varied tasks, one of which was to clear my house in 2 days for the impending completion of the sale of my house tomorrow, Friday 20th. Not half an hour ago, I received a call telling me that it will not be going ahead tomorrow after all, but next Friday now . . . . . . . . . . Gibber, gibber, dribble, twitch . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 As you are aware I have been running round like a 12 year old at Michael Jackson's birthday party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 Ladies and gentlemen, pray silence for the culmination of my week! As you are aware I have been running round like a 12 year old at Michael Jackson's birthday party. Surely it should be Michael Jackson at a 12 year old's birthday party!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted April 19, 2007 Author Share Posted April 19, 2007 Surely it should be Michael Jackson at a 12 year old's birthday party!! H. Depends if you see it from the point of view of the 'chased' or the 'chasee'!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 Depends if you see it from the point of view of the 'chased' or the 'chasee'!! Very true!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted April 19, 2007 Author Share Posted April 19, 2007 just realised you live in lincoln mate, which part you moved to now? And today I DID see you! Sadly I was in a Citroen Berlingo just as you were coming off the bypass along Wragby Road - car looked good - just made me pine for next week!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonlady Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 Dragon's other half speaking...... dribble, dribble, pop, dribble, mumble, mumble....... At least you lot only have to read his rants! I get them in person!!!! Just off to talk to my therapist.... Love you really ellis;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted April 20, 2007 Author Share Posted April 20, 2007 Dragon's other half speaking...... dribble, dribble, pop, dribble, mumble, mumble....... At least you lot only have to read his rants! I get them in person!!!! Just off to talk to my therapist.... Love you really ellis;) Oy Green!!!! I only rant on here - I'm just irritating in real life!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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