SupraStormRising Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 Thought this was brilliant "So you want the day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have two days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available. You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break. That accounts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With a one hour lunch period each day, you have used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You normally spend two days a year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days available for work. We are off for 5 bank holidays per year so your available working time is down to 15 days. We generously give you 14 days annual leave per year which leaves only 1 day available for work and i'll be damned if you're going to take that day off!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStormRising Posted April 13, 2007 Author Share Posted April 13, 2007 Mmmm maybe not as funny as I thought no one's posted a reply.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 i thought it was class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 With the amount of time I'm taking off for my migrane problem I shouldn't comment... Oh, I have... Damn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 I am still trying to work that one out. Very good though!! H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 I am still trying to work that one out. Very good though!! H. its not hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStormRising Posted April 13, 2007 Author Share Posted April 13, 2007 Hehe just means when you think your working hard really your not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 its not hard I was being polite!! It's the 170 days where you do work but spend 16 hours not doing that is the key, but I suppose you knew that already!! I may struggle with the concept as I don't have to work for a living!! H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 leaving only 68 days available. With a one hour lunch period each day, you have used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. I don't get it. 68 days x 1 hour = 68 hours How does that 68 hours equal 46 days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 I don't get it. 68 days x 1 hour = 68 hours How does that 68 hours equal 46 days? Good point Jake, basically it's bollocks!! H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStormRising Posted April 13, 2007 Author Share Posted April 13, 2007 I don't get it. 68 days x 1 hour = 68 hours How does that 68 hours equal 46 days? Hmmm that's a good point I think it is 365 hours a year for lunch divided over an 8 hour day = 46 days !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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