Chris Wilson Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 Nothing against the Irish, it's just everyone seems to tell me Irish jokes athe moment... An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender says to him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time." The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we all drank together.". The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way: he orders three pints and drinks the three pints by taking drinks from each of them in turn. One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars in the bar notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss." The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no," he says, "Everyone is fine. It's just me......I've decided to quit drinking!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbeh Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 Thats a goodun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 Lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 very good!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStormRising Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 ha ha Very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pig Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 Thats the best joke i have heard in ages! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jase_93tt Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 hehe, nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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