b_have Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 Three macho mice are sitting at a bar discussing just how tough they were. The first mouse slams a shot and says: "I play with mouse traps for fun. I'll run into one on purpose and as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it 20 to 30 times." And, with that, he slams another shot. The second mouse slams a shot and says: "That's nothing. I take those poison bait tablets, cut them up, and snort them, just for the fun of it." And, with that, he slams another shot. The third mouse slams a shot, gets up, and turns to walk away. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" ask his friends. The third mouse stops and replies: "I'm going home to shag the cat." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AndyT Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 Great. Thanks mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 Great joke!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mr lover Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 :d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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