SupraStar 3000 Posted April 8, 2007 Author Share Posted April 8, 2007 yea,... very likely Its the new "look" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 shhhuuush,... never NEVER say "NA" around girls. They think its a new "STD" Better than saying "blown" though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Why the hell did you splash your face in the first place?! I imagine he was thinking, slo-motion, diet coke advert style, then he'd run both hands through his hair and look straight at her, her light summer dress blowing in the warm breeze softly outling the curve of her breasts which seemed to heave breathlessly as she watched him. That sort of thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra steveo Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 hey you never know she might like a bit of rough and ready, sweaty dirty man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 You should have given her a kick to the back of the knees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted April 9, 2007 Author Share Posted April 9, 2007 I imagine he was thinking, slo-motion, diet coke advert style, then he'd run both hands through his hair and look straight at her, her light summer dress blowing in the warm breeze softly outling the curve of her breasts which seemed to heave breathlessly as she watched him. That sort of thing. THATS ITS! Bang on. A light sheen of sweat covered my rippling pecs and my god like body was bared to the afternoon sun as she looked into my eyes and said: "take me, TAKE ME NOW He-Man" My fantasy world is much better than reality You should have given her a kick to the back of the knees humm,... Does that normaly work with girls? I'll give it a go and let you know how I get on. Not sure why that would impress, but I'm willing to give anything a try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colsoop Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 THATS ITS! Bang on. A light sheen of sweat covered my rippling pecs and my god like body was bared to the afternoon sun as she looked into my eyes Thats too funny, you should have impressed her with your cat handling skills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gzaerojon Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 good work Ed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted April 9, 2007 Author Share Posted April 9, 2007 Both my cat and pussy handling skills should of impressed her but both were unattainable at the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 My advice would have been to tell her you were washing your brothers car whilst he checked his share prices, gone in, got dolled up and come out again as "the brother". But 50 odd years of trying to excuse my scruffy appearance has taught me a lot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chiefgroover Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 After cleaning the car today, I must of closely resembled a drowned rat with a soaked t-shirt, dirty jeans, twigs in hair and a very odd smell (I blamed the cat at first). So imagine the horror when the Granddaughter of the little old lady next door turned out to be a 19yr old goddess with large perk breasts, a arse to die for and a nice firm body. Trying to make best my appearance I grab a bucket of water in a vain attempt to clean myself and style my hair. Splashing some water over my face, then went to work with the grooming before she noticed me. Didn't work. Cheeky smile and a wink had no effect. Wasn't until I looked at myself in the mirror did I realise i had dirty marks all over my face and looked like I had just completed the Royal marines assault course with my hands tied behind my back, face down. I had used the water in the dirty bucket, not the clean water,... DOH! Not a good look. excellent lol...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnd-mkiv Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 The dirt look works mate;) might be a foot in the door you never no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 I imagine he was thinking, slo-motion, diet coke advert style, then he'd run both hands through his hair and look straight at her, her light summer dress blowing in the warm breeze softly outling the curve of her breasts which seemed to heave breathlessly as she watched him. A light sheen of sweat covered my rippling pecs and my god like body was bared to the afternoon sun as she looked into my eyes and said: "take me, TAKE ME NOW He-Man" Laughing is a great hangover cure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 Ed, why don't we start a nice fund to get you a thai or russian bride? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted April 9, 2007 Author Share Posted April 9, 2007 LOL. Its a good idea Tom and has so very attractive possibilities. After watching Hostel last night I like the prospects of some eastern european women, maybe without the psychopathic tendencies, but im not fussed. I like a little S n' M now and then. That, or the classic japanese beauty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 LOL. Its a good idea Tom and has so very attractive possibilities. After watching Hostel last night I like the prospects of some eastern european women, maybe without the psychopathic tendencies, but im not fussed. I like a little S n' M now and then. That, or the classic japanese beauty. Ed speak to Ian R he knows a few eastern girls;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 Ed, little old ladies need to be kept an eye on. Its a dangerous world out there. Give the old dear's granddaughter your number and promise to keep an eye on the old dear for her. Tell her to call anytime if she's worried about her granny You'll be in there in no time mate....... but probably only with the granny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 haha thats brightend up my morning bad luck though dude! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted April 10, 2007 Author Share Posted April 10, 2007 Ed, little old ladies need to be kept an eye on. Its a dangerous world out there. Give the old dear's granddaughter your number and promise to keep an eye on the old dear for her. Tell her to call anytime if she's worried about her granny You'll be in there in no time mate....... LOL! unbelievably I actually did that! and I'm Not jokin!! And in the perfect tradition of bad luck with females the 'Gran' said "what a nice idea young man. Heres mys sons telephone number. He would be more appropriate as Beth (girls name) lives 30 miles away and my son only lives down the road". Gutted Now I have an old lady to look after aswell as myself and the cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 You know what, Ed. If the chance comes up remember to strap a plank of wood over your arse. These old ladies can bit a bit erm.... 'loose' and you wouldn't want to fall in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 ever seen Wedding Crashers??? just bump the old lady off, and get with Beth at the funeral! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted April 10, 2007 Author Share Posted April 10, 2007 You know what, Ed. If the chance comes up remember to strap a plank of wood over your arse. These old ladies can bit a bit erm.... 'loose' and you wouldn't want to fall in. thats grim. thats grim. thats grim. thats grim. sorry about that. Its just the echo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 Heres mys sons telephone number. Well, if his sister is anything to go by he's probably quite cute too..... you'll just have to turn ghey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 Originally Posted by Rob I imagine he was thinking, slo-motion, diet coke advert style, then he'd run both hands through his hair and look straight at her, her light summer dress blowing in the warm breeze softly outling the curve of her breasts which seemed to heave breathlessly as she watched him. Originally Posted by SupraStar 3000 A light sheen of sweat covered my rippling pecs and my god like body was bared to the afternoon sun as she looked into my eyes and said:"take me, TAKE ME NOW He-Man" Laughing is a great hangover cure I'd imagine they then made love over the bonnet of the car whilst the hose pipe sprayed water into the air with 6 point star effects and a rainbow filter, all to the tune of soaring electric guitar music with the all-important key change prior to the vinegar strokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted April 10, 2007 Author Share Posted April 10, 2007 Rob, sounds like you were hiding in the bushes watching. A very accurate description mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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