SupraStar 3000 Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 After cleaning the car today, I must of closely resembled a drowned rat with a soaked t-shirt, dirty jeans, twigs in hair and a very odd smell (I blamed the cat at first). So imagine the horror when the Granddaughter of the little old lady next door turned out to be a 19yr old goddess with large perk breasts, a arse to die for and a nice firm body. Trying to make best my appearance I grab a bucket of water in a vain attempt to clean myself and style my hair. Splashing some water over my face, then went to work with the grooming before she noticed me. Didn't work. Cheeky smile and a wink had no effect. Wasn't until I looked at myself in the mirror did I realise i had dirty marks all over my face and looked like I had just completed the Royal marines assault course with my hands tied behind my back, face down. I had used the water in the dirty bucket, not the clean water,... DOH! Not a good look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BASHTHEBISHOP Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 lol Better luck next time m8:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyT Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 If she had any style man. The car would've the talkin' and you'd be home free. Standards mate, standards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 What are perk breasts BTW ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lebsteif Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Haha briljant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Best stick to the internet, Ed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted April 8, 2007 Author Share Posted April 8, 2007 Best stick to the internet, Ed. Think your right mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted April 8, 2007 Author Share Posted April 8, 2007 What are perk breasts BTW ? Don't worry. You havn't seen any mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Bless ya Ed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Ah Ed, better look next time. Her loss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted April 8, 2007 Author Share Posted April 8, 2007 Ah Ed, better look next time. Her loss For you to say that, makes it worth while Thanks xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Don't worry. You havn't seen any mate I saw pert ones once, before she started tucking them into her belt:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Look at it this way, Ed. The words "It's actually an NA" are a real passion killer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Pinky and Perky:blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted April 8, 2007 Author Share Posted April 8, 2007 Pinky and Perky:blink: LOL Looks like something from "The Hills Have Eyes" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted April 8, 2007 Author Share Posted April 8, 2007 Look at it this way, Ed. The words "It's actually an NA" are a real passion killer. shhhuuush,... never NEVER say "NA" around girls. They think its a new "STD" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uk-rich Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 need more info on the hooters edd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted April 8, 2007 Author Share Posted April 8, 2007 Very similar to those on your avatar Rich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Very similar to those on your avatar Rich Forget those...whats the granny like ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 You know, she probably didn't even notice you were there standing next to your dream machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Why the hell did you splash your face in the first place?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Why the hell did you splash your face in the first place?! He has a severe 'premature' problem ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted April 8, 2007 Author Share Posted April 8, 2007 I looked like a pedo in a playground with my hair flat down covered in sh1t ,.... so I panicked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted April 8, 2007 Author Share Posted April 8, 2007 He has a severe 'premature' problem ? LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 I looked like a pedo in a playground with my hair flat down covered in sh1t ,.... so I panicked Ermmm maybe she liked that look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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