RedM Posted April 8, 2007 Author Share Posted April 8, 2007 The Grand Canyon was made by a Scotsman. 1787, Angus McOnmashoo dropped a farthing down a rabbit hole. Jesus Christ, Ewen! I had a mouthful of beer and had to spit it back into the glass. Genius! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyT Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 No Honest. Please stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Copper wire was invented by 2 Scotman. They were fighting over a penny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Jesus Christ, Ewen! I had a mouthful of beer and had to spit it back into the glass. Genius! :D 1788, someone made that joke up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 The Grand Canyon was made by a Scotsman. 1787, Angus McOnmashoo dropped a farthing down a rabbit hole. What a load of rubbish. One half of his family must have been Scottish as it would not have fell down the rabbit hole!!!!!!!!!!! A true Scot it would have hit him on the back of the head, resulting in it not going down the rabbit hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 "A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall,holding hands, gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently. Then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus." "Well, uh, I was thinkin'...perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss." The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek. Then he blushed. The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch. Minutes passed and the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus." "Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's noo time aboot time for a wee cuddle." The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds. Then he blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch. After a while, she again said, "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus." "Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time you let me put my hand on your leg." The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her knee. Then he blushed. The the two turned once again to gaze out over the lock before the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus." The young man glanced down with a furled brow. "Well,noo," he said, "my thoughts are a wee bit more serious this time." "Really?" said the lass in a whisper, filled with anticipation. "Aye," said the lad, nodding. The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her lip in anticipation of the ultimate request. Then he said, "Dae ye nae think it's aboot time ye paid me the first three pennies?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyT Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Copper wire was invented by 2 Scotman. They were fighting over a penny. :rlol: God no. Had a couple of beers. This is getting too much people.[GRIN][/GRIN] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 scotsman found dead on pay as you leave bus.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colsoop Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 scotsman found dead on pay as you leave bus.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 An Englishman, Irishman and Welshman went into a pub.... And bought the Scotsman drinks all night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyT Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Gone....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colsoop Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Gone....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 "A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall,holding hands, gazing out over the loch. For several minutes.... "Dae ye nae think it's aboot time ye paid me the first three pennies?" I like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branners Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 not enough people remember Supergran when discussing great scottish personalities. JB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 not enough people remember Supergran when discussing great scottish personalities. JB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branners Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 cant work out how to embed the video, but heres the theme tune (sung by Billy Connolly) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NyWnMBvX3s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 And Angus McTout in Family Ness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 cant work out how to embed the video, but heres the theme tune (sung by Billy Connolly) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NyWnMBvX3s It's [ youtube ]2NyWnMBvX3s[/ youtube ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 When you go will you send back, a letter from America? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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