Tom S Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the Chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a £2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a £4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and £2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, I'm not really sure what to do. What do you suggest?" At this point, the girl's father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him............ "You shag her again." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguin Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 i like that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 love it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 Class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markrzs Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 now thats funny:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supradoopa Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 Nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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