turbonut Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for >free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against >marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire >pig just to get a little sausage. > >Men are like.... > >1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you. > >2. Men are like.Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are. > >3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. > >4. Men are like .Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. > >5. Men are like .Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head >right for your hips. > >6. Men are like .Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they >say. > >7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 >off! > >8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long >to mature. > >9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of >emotion. > >10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little >while. > >11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, >how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. > >12. Men are like .Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright. > >13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. lolx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragaz Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Is this the minority piping up? lol...... I dont get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbonut Posted April 3, 2007 Author Share Posted April 3, 2007 Is this the minority piping up? lol...... I dont get it Just to let you know we gals have got you guys sussed.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonlady Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Is this the minority piping up? lol...... I dont get it See you are living up to at least one of them then...... 1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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