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For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for

>free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against

>marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire

>pig just to get a little sausage.

>

>Men are like....

>

>1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.

>

>2. Men are like.Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.

>

>3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.

>

>4. Men are like .Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

>

>5. Men are like .Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head

>right for your hips.

>

>6. Men are like .Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they

>say.

>

>7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2

>off!

>

>8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long

>to mature.

>

>9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of

>emotion.

>

>10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little

>while.

>

>11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming,

>how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

>

>12. Men are like .Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

>

>13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

 

:innocent: :yes: lolx

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