AndyT Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 Man makes my mrs sound ace. She held her own against various waspish caterfields on the race track and wantonly detroys boy racers at lights in "our" car (funny how it became our car after she destroyed a 911 in it on the motorway unitl then it was "that bloody car of yours that soaks up all of our money") Also if it wasn't for tom tom I would have to put up with the huge embarrassment of being navigated by mrs (something else she is irritatingly good at) Know what you mean Bud. Irritating it is.: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyT Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 My wife has a 90% perfect score! Beautiful looking, big boobs, good job, huge salary, BMW coupe and absolutely no common sense!! Offences include - driving into stationary objects on 4 occasions, has a thing about empty packets going back into cupboards (very frustrating, as you think you've got the last bag of crisps.... ). Will fill a kettle to the brim for 1 brew, cannot enter a room without switching the light on even in broad daylight. Has no sense of direction at all too And finally, (she'll kill me for this) she doesn't do other toilets!! She will drive home from work during her lunch break to take a dump.... 45 Min break - 20 mins home - 20 mins back!! Went on holiday, did 5 days without dropping anchor?? WTF..! I can't do 5 hours.... H. Yeah Scooby wuz like that. Fortunately she's better now. good post, didn't stop chuckling for ages. Thanks mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 My other half just throws things away.... There has to be a bin bag full every day or else there's trouble I put something down mid use and it either gets filed away in that unknown place that I've never seen it but ought to know that its where it belongs! Either that or it gets binned. I swear she buys things to just throw them away...,I've found stuff on my regular bin dives that still has the tags on from the shops I once put the bin bags out at the end of the drive and found one was just a bit too heavy to believe. Turns out she'd found 8 bricks to put in it.... probably to up the weight to the daily requirement?? I LOVE throwing stuff away. Maybe it's a built in thing. We're doing a tip run today. If only I could get to Mike's pile of cr*p - you know the stuff that men love to hoard. grrr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 I LOVE throwing stuff away. Maybe it's a built in thing. We're doing a tip run today. If only I could get to Mike's pile of cr*p - you know the stuff that men love to hoard. grrr. Yes, we do know the stuff men love to hoard. And it's NOT cr*p! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ark Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 I LOVE throwing stuff away. Maybe it's a built in thing. We're doing a tip run today. If only I could get to Mike's pile of cr*p - you know the stuff that men love to hoard. grrr. God, you're the exact opposite of my missus - we've got issues of cosmopolitan and readers digest, still in the wrappers, from ten years ago!! She won't throw them away because they might have articles that are interesting or useful... Every now and then I throw stuff like that away - she either never notices, or doesn't notice for many months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewie Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 Shes home at last Wifelet drove to Ikea today. Bournemouth to Croydon, not too bad a journey for someone whos been driving for 15 years...got there at 10.30 this morning, found it fairly easily albeit after a wee detour. She left Ikea at 2.45, just came in through the door about 15 minutes ago:d East is now West, Kent is next to Dorset, maps of London should have Wimborne on them and Its all my fault because my sons bedroom here is a mess even though he doesnt actually live here, hes at Uni. I just gave her a kiss and told her to get my dinner on, I've been sat here for hours starving. I use to work with a guy who's wife regularly got lost. She insisted she needed her own car for the shopping and the school run. Interestingly she managed to add 17,000 miles/yr when the school was a few miles up the road and supermarket was just around the corner. Turned out she was seeing somebody else 30 miles up the road every day. Big question about who was the father of the kids. [sAD][/sAD] Ended happily in divorce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 My ex-GF was like that, apart from it was only my stuff she'd throw out. I eventually realised she was trying to throw out all my clothes that I had bought before I was with her. One time she gave my bike leathers to some guy she worked with! Oh there's nothing specific to it in our house...... anything belonging to anyone is fair game. The baby's toilet training seat went the other day, because she wasn't using it. ..... never mind the fact that she's not old enough yet!!! Guess I'll be buying a new one soon enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangerous brain Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Oh there's nothing specific to it in our house...... anything belonging to anyone is fair game. The baby's toilet training seat went the other day, because she wasn't using it. ..... never mind the fact that she's not old enough yet!!! Guess I'll be buying a new one soon enough That really annoys me. The way there is a bottomless pit of cash to replace stuff that they throw out that you know you will need again. I am also regularly on skip diving duties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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