rick001 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 TWO NUNS There were two nuns... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), And the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants. SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us. SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do? SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster. SM: It's not working. SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too. SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute. SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both. So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives. SM: Sister Logical ! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened! SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then? SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could. SM: And? SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me SM: Oh, dear! What did you do? SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up. SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do? SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants. SM: Oh, no! What happened then? SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down. And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, I'll pray for you! HAVE A BLESSED DAY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 I think I'd have been more impressed with a re-post! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rick001 Posted March 15, 2007 Author Share Posted March 15, 2007 I think I'd have been more impressed with a re-post! H. Dont be impressed then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Dont be impressed then Thanks, I wasn't!! How about the two nuns in the bath etc? H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rick001 Posted March 15, 2007 Author Share Posted March 15, 2007 Thanks, I wasn't!! How about the two nuns in the bath etc? H. not seen that sketch heh heh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Thanks, I wasn't!! How about the two nuns in the bath etc? H. Repost http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showpost.php?p=1092799&postcount=17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Repost http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showpost.php?p=1092799&postcount=17 P1ss off Ian, I was trying to get Rick to do the repost!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rick001 Posted March 15, 2007 Author Share Posted March 15, 2007 Repost http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showpost.php?p=1092799&postcount=17 Two nuns in a bath. The first says, "Where's the soap?". The second replies, "It does, doesn't it?". i have read this time after time and still cant understand/see the joke in it!!! Edit : an old geezer just explained it to me - (bit of self masterbation) wearing it out!!! Was defo not worth the explanation - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 P1ss off Ian, I was trying to get Rick to do the repost!! H. Ooops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Two nuns in a bath. The first says, "Where's the soap?". The second replies, "It does, doesn't it?". i have read this time after time and still cant understand/see the joke in it!!! Edit : an old geezer just explained it to me - (bit of self masterbation) wearing it out!!! Was defo not worth the explanation - Innocent minds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Talking of a pair of nuns.... http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/7990/nunchukstm0.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Talking of a pair of nuns.... [qimg]http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/7990/nunchukstm0.jpg[/qimg] Quality! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rick001 Posted March 15, 2007 Author Share Posted March 15, 2007 Talking of a pair of nuns.... [qimg]http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/7990/nunchukstm0.jpg[/qimg] Top notch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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