Havard Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced chav woman walks into Tesco with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Tesco, nice children you've got there. Are they twins?" The fat ugly obnoxious woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest is six. Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think they look alike, you dickhead?" "Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would shag you twice!":D H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Correct reposted twice http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=98696&highlight=greeter http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=94129&highlight=greeter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ads Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 You replied to the 1st thread!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 You replied to the 1st thread!!! Yep and I quote "As far as reposts go this is the best" LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Yep and I quote "As far as reposts go this is the best" LOL : pwnd: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ads Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Surely a sign that you post too much Paul?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 14, 2007 Author Share Posted March 14, 2007 Yes!! I think I am getting a little confused. Then again, it's all part of the fun!! H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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