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mr keef

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All the blokes will get this.

The girls may struggle. Maybe this is why it seems only women's letters to agony aunts are printed....:D

 

Dear Abby,

 

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

 

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

 

The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

 

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

 

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

 

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

 

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

 

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the main dealer?

 

 

Thanks, Bob

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Who was it that posted this up a few years back? we had people from loads of other forums signing up to comment on it and posting it everywhere?
Bill Prawn posted it the first time. I think it's been posted a couple of times since then though.
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