Late Friday Joke

[Dragonlady]

A young man called Paul invited his mother for dinner, during the

course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome

Paul's flatmate, Simon, was.

 

She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and

this only made her more curious.

 

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she

started to wonder if there was more between Paul and his flatmate than

met the eye.

 

Reading his mums thoughts, Paul volunteered, "I know what you must be

thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I are just flatmates".

 

About a week later, Simon came to Paul saying, "Ever since your mother

came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't

suppose she took it do you?" "Well I doubt it, but I'll email her just

to be sure" said Paul. So he sat down and wrote:

 

DEAR MOTHER, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY

HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN, BUT THE

FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR

DINNER.

 

LOVE PAUL

 

Several days later, Paul received an email from his mother which read:

 

DEAR SON, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT

SAYING THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF

HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY

NOW.

 

LOVE MUM

 

Lesson of the day, NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER

 

(SHE ALWAYS, ALWAYS FINDS OUT)

[Dragonlady]

Now before anyone puts it up

[Havard]

It doesn't matter if it's a repost. It's a great gag!!

 

H.

[edd_t]

brilliant

 

i lied to my mum once, never again!

[Jake]

I thought I'd heard that one before:

http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=32673&highlight=frying+pan

 

[Scoboblio]

I thought I'd heard that one before:

http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=32673&highlight=frying+pan

 

 

I'm going senile...... I swear I've never heard that joke before but when I checked out that link.....doh!