michael Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Why do people like the idea of a recycled chocolate / oil mix that's allowed to sit around collecting dust, hair and germs for days at a time? It confuses me, at least a Donner kebab gets heated up over and over again so some of the germs get killed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 We were gonna get one for our wedding, bit too expensive to hire though. I think the 'chocolate' tastes rank anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted March 8, 2007 Author Share Posted March 8, 2007 We were gonna get one for our wedding, bit too expensive to hire though. I think the 'chocolate' tastes rank anyway. You can buy them for very little money now but like you say it tastes like crap anyway. I saw a cocktail fountain for sale the other day, that seemed like a better idea, still open to random coughs and sneezes though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 I am confused by this thread!! I have been to my dictionary and a "Chocolate Fountain" is described as follows! "A spectacular anal, upside down firework ignited in a lavotory to celebrate having having a belly full of beer and a dodgy curry the night before!!" H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chilly Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Yeah, its expelled from the 'chocolate poop shoot'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted March 8, 2007 Author Share Posted March 8, 2007 I presume this is the VIz dictionary rather than the Oxford English you are using They do look a bit like poo fountains though http://www.ice-agency.com/chocolate-fountain/chocolate-fountain2.jpeg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Shes got a chin :S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamanC Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Id like to investigate her poo fountain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chilly Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 If you look closely at the fountain, i'm sure theres a bit of sweetcorn travelling down it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 I agree, those ones in shopping centres etc... I think they have started to put splash guards etc on them now lol I was told they were delicious- like melted nutella mmmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ads Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 I bought one for the GF a few months ago, used it once, pretty good party novelty, such a ball ache to clean tho. You can get proper fountain choclate so you don't have to add a litre of oil to thin it down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Mike's sister got one for the kids at christmas. Nice up until the part where we read on the instructions you have to add like half a bottle of vegetable oil to make it run properly. I went off it after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 We've got one - although only used it at a party - but it went down a storm. And we used the proper fountain chocolate (still didn't look anything like they do in the pictures though!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markssupra Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Got ours out last weekend with a few people round, strawberries, banana, grapes, and then someone decided to try cheese straws Quite nice actually. Really need the proper chocolate though, dont like the idea of adding vegetable oil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 A nice hot summers day I cannot think of anyting I woudl rather have than a stick of marshmallows coated with chocolate froma fountain. Oh did I mention the flies too? and the wasps and anyother airborn insect. Totally disgusting these things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Shes got a chin :S Great for resting your balls on!! I have never seen these things. I need to get to get out more!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 A nice hot summers day I cannot think of anyting I woudl rather have than a stick of marshmallows coated with chocolate froma fountain. Oh did I mention the flies too? and the wasps and anyother airborn insect. Totally disgusting these things. Apart from the fact that we don't have all that many hot summers days in England, I find mine doesn't work that well in the garden (needs power) and I don't usually have a house full of airborn insects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Mate had one at his wedding, i politely declined Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Apart from the fact that we don't have all that many hot summers days in England, I find mine doesn't work that well in the garden (needs power) and I don't usually have a house full of airborn insects. On about the ones like in Thorntons , how many dead flies, wasps do you see in bottom of a shop window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogmaw Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Don't mock it until you've tried it. All chocolate has oil/fat added to it anyway, what's the difference if you add veggie oli? I think they're fab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feakins Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Bacteria can't grow on chocolate either I hear??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 I've heard they also smell pretty rank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogmaw Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Bacteria can't grow on chocolate either I hear??? Maybe not but mould can Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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