Rob Dublin Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 A policeman in Dublin last night pulled over a driver who'd been weaving in and out of the traffic. He approached the car window and said, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyser." The man reached into his pocket and produced a doctor's note. On it was written: "This man suffers from chronic asthma. Do not make him perform any action that may leave him short of breath." The officer said, "OK then; I need you to come and give a blood sample." The man produced another letter. This one read: "This man is a haemophiliac. Please do not cause him to bleed in any way." So the police officer said, "Right, I need a urine sample then." The man produced a third letter from his pocket. It read, "This man plays rugby for England. Please don't take the piss out of him." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Soop Dogg Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Excellent! (Oh - and what a pasting!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Dublin Posted March 2, 2007 Author Share Posted March 2, 2007 (Oh - and what a pasting!) Savage amount of beer drank that night!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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