monkey76364 Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 West Ham TABLECLOTHS - Suitable for any occasion but tend to slip down the table after a short time - £4:99 West Ham VIDEOS - All the highlights from the last 20 years action. This 10 min video, including lots of re-runs, is a perfect gift for any fan £9:99 West Ham BANNERS - Come complete with interchangeable slogans Eg:- "Roeder OUT", "Redknapp OUT", "Pardew OUT" "LET ME OUT" etc.. £15:00 West Ham C0NDOMS - Come in sizes from "Little Hero" to "BIG Dowie". Ideal for the pric*s in the Bobby Moore Stand. - £0:75p for life-times supply. (3) West Ham BRA - One for the ladies. This bra, in team colours, comes with good support but no cups- £14:99 West Ham 'LADIES' TOWELS - The " Matthew Upson" sanitary towel, complete with instructions, "In for a week, Out for a month". - £1:00 each KEEPER'S GLOVE - A must for any fans at the back of the stand, or near the corner flags to catch any shots the lads may have at goal. £8:99 LEAGUE DIRECTORY - An item for the more discerning fan. This quality publication gives detailed directions to every 'Nationwide' League Ground in the country. A snip at just £25:00 West Ham LIPSTICK - Ideal for kissing goodbye. (To the Premier League, as worn by the players) £0:99p each Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDO Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Cheers fella.. one of each...... and loads of the condoms "for the pric*s in the Bobby Moore Stand" that would be me and my mates then! Its so bad, out of the people i go to the matches with no-one is going to the match on sunday.. and no one I know wants to use the spare tickets!! wasn't like this last season... booo! can't even fight back at this one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey76364 Posted February 28, 2007 Author Share Posted February 28, 2007 ha ha well you wont with me coz on Sunday we will slaughter you... I hope lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDO Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 You'll probably be able to see me.. I'll be the only stupid b*gger to turn up! i'll give you a wave from the bobby moore lower.. I am close to the goal so you will probably be looking that way alot!! But we've beat the Gooners and man unt.. you knever know!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey76364 Posted February 28, 2007 Author Share Posted February 28, 2007 yeah and we beat Chelski but thats old news lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Remember Monkey! We are away on this one and generally can't hit a barn door! Although in the last couple of weeks we have battered teams. Come on the Super Spurs!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey76364 Posted February 28, 2007 Author Share Posted February 28, 2007 Remember Monkey! We are away on this one and generally can't hit a barn door! Although in the last couple of weeks we have battered teams. Come on the Super Spurs!! H. Just think back to Fulham... thats what i thought before that.. I hope the tied has turned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Just think back to Fulham... thats what i thought before that.. I hope the tied has turned. Me too mate, but you know we are the kings of disappointment. Keane will also be suspended too! I think West Ham have shown they are a poor side this season but our record against them is not great, especially at Upton Park. I am really hoping we win 5 or 6 of our last ten games. At the moment I would settle for 6th tbh. H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDO Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 You cant hit a "barn door"... We cant find the bl**dy countryside!! let alone a farm with a barn door to hit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheefa Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Note to self: As a very big Hammers fan, when I meet Monkey I must remember to piss on his Supe. Dirty Yids and Shit stabbing bastards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey76364 Posted February 28, 2007 Author Share Posted February 28, 2007 Note to self: As a very big Hammers fan, when I meet Monkey I must remember to piss on his Supe. Dirty Yids and Shit stabbing bastards! SLAP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Note to self: As a very big Hammers fan, when I meet Monkey I must remember to piss on his Supe. Dirty Yids and Shit stabbing bastards! You have my condolences Greg but I am neither a dirty yid or a shit stabber and I take offence at being called such! How does the table look from your end mate!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkey76364 Posted February 28, 2007 Author Share Posted February 28, 2007 You have my condolences Greg but I am neither a dirty yid or a shit stabber and I take offence at being called such! How does the table look from your end mate!! H. he stands on his head and it looks great:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheefa Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Bastards! No condolences needed matey, we'll never be going down............never I tell thee............ne..vv..ee...r... As a side note, at least we play a 'challenging' season with 'flair' and style, we don't just end up mid sodding table season after season! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Bastards! No condolences needed matey, we'll never be going down............never I tell thee............ne..vv..ee...r... As a side note, at least we play a 'challenging' season with 'flair' and style, we don't just end up mid sodding table season after season! As a proud "shit stabbing yid" we finished 5th last season mate and we are in the quarters of the Uefa and FA cup. I have nothing personal against the Hammers tbh, but I feel you have too much to do to get out of the mess you're in. It is something I hope I never have to suffer! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheefa Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Ah, forgot about last season H, I meant all the seasons before in Top Flight pal! So, position this season? You'll be no higher than 8th me thinks. I blame our sad fate on the damn argentines! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 The Falklands was along time ago mate! I think we'll finish 6th, I'll have you a pint on it at JAE? H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamanC Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Ill take that 6th bet too please? Just for the record we finished forth last saeson H Tis a nasty time for any west ham fan, spurs have had very similar moments (not quite as bad mind). As much as i like west ham i think they are going to find it hard to pull this one back Its going to happen all again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheefa Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 The Falklands was along time ago mate! I think we'll finish 6th, I'll have you a pint on it at JAE? H. That pints a done deal mate! I hear it's like the Falklands around your way anyway! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheefa Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 As much as i like west ham i think they are going to find it hard to pull this one back Its going to happen all again. I know. Cheaper season tickets though and at least we can give the Birmingham tossers some stick if they don't go up!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamanC Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 there is always that i suppose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 'flair' and style, yeah especially in that Charlton 'hammering'. I'm sorry I'm just kidding, it's gutting for you. Heck, Mike supports boro, there isn't many occasions for him to get excited! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDO Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 I know. Cheaper season tickets though I wish.. last time we went down my season ticket went up.... Because "we play more games in that league" as the Whufc club stated.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheefa Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Not bloody good is it IDO. Shit year hey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDO Posted February 28, 2007 Share Posted February 28, 2007 Not good at all mate.. for the first time in years i've lost heart in it!! Least this year i don't care if they sell any of the playes if we drop.. Remember last time Cole, lampard, james, Carrick, G Jonson, De Foe to name but a few!!!!! Going to my martial arts gym tonight to take my anger out on some poor bugger!!!! He He, hey Monkey your local arn't you?.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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