Marty Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathew Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 oooohhhhhhhhhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul ashton Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 countdown 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 I don't even want them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moistfinger Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Signs That You are Too Drunk You lose arguments with inanimate objects. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. Your job is interfering with your drinking. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alchohol stream. Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. You sincerely believe alchohol is the elusive 5th food group. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not! Two hands and just one mouth.. - now THAT'S a drinking problem! You can focus better with one eye closed. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar. You fall off the floor.. Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops. Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner! Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you. At AA meetings you begin: 'Hi my name is.. uh..' Your idea of cutting back is less salt. You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in.. You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alchohol, and [Women or Men]. Every night you're beginning to find your roommate's cat more and more attractive. Roseanne looks good. Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of glass. That damned pink elephant followed me home again. I'm as sober as a judge. The shrubbery's drunk from too frequent watering. You wake up screaming 'TORO TORO TORO!' in the middle of the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guigsy Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 or maybe me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamer Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 sdaiuhaisugfhda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 *chokes up* I'm become attached. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanM Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R3DG3CKO ROB Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 And Breath.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 1500+ - thats it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 and relax! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poncho Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 commader malcin?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Thank God for that Who won?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathew Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Odd the forum cant keep up can it, keeps creating a new page after it goes waaaaay past the max posts for one page Its like it gets surprised Poor forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 so i got the last post in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamer Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Elvis has left the buiding.... Its over baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guigsy Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Now is the time for this picture i peaked 2 early Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul ashton Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 countdown 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 just stop - it is over 1500 - mr. Mawby - who won eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poncho Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 nah, i cant stop now! got the bug! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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