Lucas Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathew Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 what did the bus driver say to the nun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marty Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Q. What's yellow ugly and sleeps alone ? A. Yoko Ono. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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R3DG3CKO ROB Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 I'm sooo excited... all six of my nipples are tingling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamer Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 wing dinga linga dang dong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 It never ends, the energy used to post all this is being used to power the sauna in Mod Towers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 when we reach 1500 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markymark Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Skid mark you called? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moistfinger Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 The Taxi Driver A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. 'Come with me', said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an Olympic size pool. 'Wow, thank you', said the taxi driver. Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set. 'Wait, I think you are a little mixed up', said the priest. 'Shouldn't I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a priest, went to church every day, and preached God's word.' 'Yes, that's true. But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 gooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanM Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 mine too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul ashton Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 what did the bus driver say to the nun? Fcuk off you tart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 gizzal my Nizzal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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juanchan Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Either my comp or the forum can't keep up with this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Q. What do you call an Irishman with four 'O'-levels ? A. A liar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 considering there are no mods watching. how do we know when to stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We may be on here for days before they come and rescue us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathew Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 whats white and if it falls outta a tree will kill you? a fridge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Are you really going to post stuff for 200 more posts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 gonads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poncho Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 wow, thought i would be the only one awake atm, and im quite hammered! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanM Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 We may be on here for days before they come and rescue us Unfortunately you could be right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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