bondango Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Try 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas'.Brilliant if you appreciate the effects of drugs. has fook all on this effects of this thread lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 my missus just gone to bed,she thinks im mad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Try 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas'.Brilliant if you appreciate the effects of drugs. Never seen that actually. Speaking of drugs, just booked my Isle of Wight festival ticket today. I'm gonna be hungover for a week after that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 WHY DO MEN DIE BEFORE THEIR WIVES? They want to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamer Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Penis for the win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 i am up for a spork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 I can't do this all on my own, no I know, I'm no Superman....I'm no superman. Scrubs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanM Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 spork? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 yawn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guigsy Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 I can't do this all on my own, no I know, I'm no Superman....I'm no superman. scrubs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moistfinger Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Space For Rent One evening, after attending the theater, two gentlemen were walking down the avenue when they observed a rather well dressed and attractive young lady walking ahead of them. One of them turned to the other and remarked, "I'd give $250.00 to spend the night with that woman." Much to their surprise, the young lady overheard the remark, turned around, and replied, "I'll take you up on that offer." She had a neat appearance and a pleasant voice, so after bidding his companion good night, the man accompanied the young lady to her apartment. The following morning the man presented her with $125.00 as he prepared to leave. She demanded the rest of the money, stating "If you don't give me the other $125.00, I'll sue you for it." He laughed, saying, "I'd like to see you get it on these grounds." Within a few days, he was surprised when he received a summons ordering his presence in court as a defendant in a lawsuit. He hurried to his lawyer and explained the details of the case. His lawyer said, "She can't possibly get a judgment against you on such grounds, but it will be interesting to see how her case will be presented." After the usual preliminaries, the lady's lawyer addressed the court as follows: "Your honor, my client, this lady, is the owner of a piece of property, a garden spot, surrounded by a profuse growth of shrubbery, which property she agreed to rent to the defendant for a specified length of time for the sum of $250.00. The defendant took possession of the property, used it extensively for the purposes for which it was rented, but upon evacuating the premises, he paid only $125.00, one-half of the amount agreed upon. The rent was not excessive, since it is restricted property, and we ask judgment be granted against the defendant to assure payment of the balance." The defendant's lawyer was impressed and amused by the way his opponent had presented the case. His defense therefore was somewhat different from the way he originally planned to present it. "Your honor," he said, "my client agrees that the lady has a fine piece of property, which he did rent such property for a time, and a degree of pleasure was derived from the transaction. However, my client found a well on the property around which he placed his own stones, sunk a shaft, and erected a pump, all labor performed personally by him. We claim these improvements to the property were sufficient to offset the unpaid amount, and that the plaintiff was adequately compensated for the rental of said property. We, therefore, ask that judgment not be granted." The young lady's lawyer answered, "Your honor, my client agrees that the defendant did find a well on her property. However, had the defendant not known that the well existed; he would never have rented the property. Also, upon evacuating the premises, the defendant removed the stones, pulled out the shaft, and took the pump with him. In doing so, he not only dragged the equipment through the shrubbery, but left the hole much larger than it was prior to his occupancy, making the property much less desirable to others. We, therefore, ask that judgment be granted." In the Judge's decision, he provided for two options: "Pay the $125.00 or have the equipment detached from its current location and provide it to the plaintiff for damages." The defendant immediately wrote a check. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob wild Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 my missus just gone to bed,she thinks im mad I know how that feels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 A teenager has been locked up by a judge after he was involved in robbing a motorcyclist of his machine during a late-night attack. http://www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/display.var.1216574.0.teenager_locked_up_for_motorbike_theft.php Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 You are offending me to my very core. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul ashton Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 top tip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 theres fuc* all on tv too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 WHY DO WOMEN CLOSE THEIR EYES DURING SEX? They can’t stand to see a man having a good time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 go 4 it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Is there a second prize? I never come first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 spork spork spork spork!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamer Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 123456789 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanM Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 toe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R3DG3CKO ROB Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 I just watched 'The Good Shepherd' My god that was hard work... 3 hours long!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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