Gamer Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Moving quick now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 how Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Dog Food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 How do you eat yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bondango Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 my last Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Girls night out Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!' Repost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moistfinger Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Blonde paint job A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 suck out the middle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 big Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guigsy Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 with a spork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Why are cyclones and tornados usually named after women? Because they don’t come very often but when they do come, they make a hell of a noise and when they go, they take half your house with them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamer Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Holy mother of God Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanM Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 a spork? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Losers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 We offer a wide range of well-designed, functional home furnishing products at affordable prices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 whats a spork? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 whats a spork then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Lets have a sing song! Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And Id like to take a minute just sit right there Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air (go on someone carry on) bet Charlotte does Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Losers who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 suck out the middle Yeah, that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bondango Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Stop This Madness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 WHY CAN’T YOU TRUST WOMEN? How can you trust something that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanM Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 what is a spork? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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