markymark Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Does anyone know what the weather is going to be like over the weekend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Hoping for dry roads! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 I'm getting bored now!! Can we tell some jokes to pass the time!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uk-rich Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 off to bribe a super mod, everyone has a price Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimwire Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 i have to go and clean out mcdonalds flooded basement. its flooded with water and fat again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrHanky Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Howdy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Howdy Ho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 i have to go and clean out mcdonalds flooded basement. its flooded with water and fat again. Ahh a visit to McDonalds makes your day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2JG Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 I'm getting bored now!! Can we tell some jokes to pass the time!! Two fish in a tank, one turns to the other and says.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian C Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 It's annoying not being allowed to win these. Mainly because I know the exact number so it'd be easy I wonder why I'm not allowed to enter -Ian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 The Hyundai Tiburon is a sport compact coupe produced by Hyundai since 1996 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian C Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Two fish in a tank, one turns to the other and says.... Do you know how to drive this thing? that's me disqualified Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukeyboy2k Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 I wonder how many man hours this thread is going to deprive companies of..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mcgoo Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 I'm getting bored now!! Can we tell some jokes to pass the time!! Hows this one.... The Letter... Dear David. I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favourite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore. Whatever the case is, I'm gone. P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! Your EX-Wife And The Reply... Dear Ex-Wife, Or Susan. Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch football so much to try and drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favourite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had that new negligee on because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed £50 from me that morning and your negligee was £49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had won ten million pounds on the National Lottery, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care. P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my 'oh, so loving brother' was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem. Signed Rich As Hell and Free! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uk-rich Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 I wonder how many man hours this thread is going to deprive companies of..... a fair few Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 I wonder how many man hours this thread is going to deprive companies of..... Shed loads, I am supposed to be loading griefed out prices for one of our clients but I cannot see it happening now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyotasuprauk Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 yellow lights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markymark Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 A newbie girly gets faster posts than this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian C Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Actually as I can't win anyway, I can post as much as I like. I flaunt Mawby's rules! Muhahahah. Admit it, you are all jealous of my spamming powers. -Ian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian C Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Yes sir. Jealous. All of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Man goes into a pub with his dog. Landlord asks the bloke can he stroke the dog and whats his name. The guys says yeah you can stroke him and his name if Porky!! Why do you call him Porky? Asks the landlord. The guys replies - Cos he fu*ks pigs!! H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooquicktostop Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Off to turbofit for the 6 speed conversion so this must be the winner as I dont have time to post again !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 It's annoying not being allowed to win these. Mainly because I know the exact number so it'd be easy I wonder why I'm not allowed to enter -Ian So it's already been decided? Is this club turning into the Richard and Judy show?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiten55 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 this is my 3rd post now..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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