Havard Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Yep, definitely!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Just Making Sure I'm Disqualified!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanM Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Can't believe Iam doing this on a friday night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 think you are now h, oh and heres your lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukeyboy2k Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from there." A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. "Ah, yes, that's what I'll have -- meatloaf and mashed potatoes." Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife. He tells her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves. Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again. "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man." "I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork." The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great. I'll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli." Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him. The blind man eats and leaves. He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man." Mary complies and hands her husband the fork. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting. "Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you." The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and says, "Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Cheers!! I live for LOLS!! Oh and I have a facelift car anyway!! H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merckx Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 This is very boring! I'm sure it won't take long to get from 1000 to 1500 though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uk-rich Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 seed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris and Alana Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 seed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Oh no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanM Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 I didn't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from there." A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. "Ah, yes, that's what I'll have -- meatloaf and mashed potatoes." Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife. He tells her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves. Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again. "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man." "I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork." The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great. I'll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli." Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him. The blind man eats and leaves. He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man." Mary complies and hands her husband the fork. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting. "Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you." The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and says, "Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here..." quality never heard that before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 I'm sure someone will PM me and tell me who won!! I'm off to bed again!! Smell you all later!! H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uk-rich Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 marmalade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 pfff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Can I win them for someone else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 is there a picture of these? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 anyone for Gears of War? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trig Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Love these threads!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merckx Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 I think I'll come back later when you lot have brought it up to 1000, I can't be bothered. I dont really need them , but if they're free! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uk-rich Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 is it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cable Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 .. .-- .. --- --- .-- .. -. morse code Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamc Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 wow... how many threads do we have to get too? or is it a time limit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukeyboy2k Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 anyone for Gears of War? How much is an xboxlive subscription for the 360? I'm a bit out of touch nowadays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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