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One day a man tried to get a job at a great company. He passed every test with flying colours. At the final interview part, the CEO told him that his constant blinking would bother customers.

"I can fix that with some Aspirin. Just take some and I'll be better in a second"

 

So, he reaches into his pocket and pulls condom after condom out until he finds the Aspirin. He takes it and his blinking goes away.

 

The CEO says "We don't approve of womanizing!"

 

The guy says "Oh! No! Have you ever tried to ask a pharmacist for aspirin while your winking"

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One day a man tried to get a job at a great company. He passed every test with flying colours. At the final interview part, the CEO told him that his constant blinking would bother customers.

"I can fix that with some Aspirin. Just take some and I'll be better in a second"

 

So, he reaches into his pocket and pulls condom after condom out until he finds the Aspirin. He takes it and his blinking goes away.

 

The CEO says "We don't approve of womanizing!"

 

The guy says "Oh! No! Have you ever tried to ask a pharmacist for aspirin while your winking"

 

LOL!!

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Stella from enders, which I hasten to add I never watch. I caught the last 10 mins of it and she did that weird face that evil people do just before it cut to the end credit.

 

aah right, I don't watch TV let alone eastbenders. My mums called Stella...

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Stella from enders, which I hasten to add I never watch. I caught the last 10 mins of it and she did that weird face that evil people do just before it cut to the end credit.

 

Terrible acting and not convincing at all. You wouldn't guess she's Emma Thompson's sister in a month of Sundays.

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