mr lover Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mawby Posted February 23, 2007 Author Share Posted February 23, 2007 why does it always turn into some kind of facts face-off with you lot?It doesn't, normally it just turns NWS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Ian Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 BOO Cheers Ian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukeyboy2k Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Like humans, gorillas have two legs and two arms, 10 fingers and 10 toes, small ears on the side of the head, forward-looking eyes and 32 teeth. Unlike us, their arms are longer and more muscular than their legs, and their big toes look like thumbs. Their bodies are covered by thick dark hair, except on the face, chest, underarms, palms of the hands and soles of the feet. An adult male gorillas becomes a "silverback" at about age 15 when he is full grown and the hair on his back turns silvery-gray. http://www.ejectejecteject.com/archives/Silverback.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mawby Posted February 23, 2007 Author Share Posted February 23, 2007 "Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 why does it always turn into some kind of facts face-off with you lot? Shouldn't you be busy making Mike's dinner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Shouldn't you be busy making Mike's dinner? Shouldn't you be writing down your wittiest quips before trying them out, only they're not that funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Ian Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 You cannot sneeze with your eyes open ! Cheers Ian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 You cannot sneeze with your eyes open ! Cheers Ian I've heard that some people can. I can't personally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burna Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 I went to the docs with a mildly deviated septum last week, it can be treated or helped with sprays but the only proper fix is to hack away with sharp objects, fill your nose with sewn in plastic supports and then pack it with cotton wool... I opted for the spray Ah from what I've just briefly read and seen I now know the cause I can fold most of my nose flat to my face due to it being broken and caught a couple of times during differences of opinions when I was young and very stupid I imagine my nose is a right mess inside although it doesn't look too bad outside. I really don't want to go through the hassle of the operation but it does look like the only sure way to cure it. Think I'll pop to the doctors and try the spray first, but I know he will tell me to stop smoking and drinking as that is when I suffer ten times worse Thank you Dr Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 The fruit fly has the largest sperm in nature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukeyboy2k Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Gorillas normally walk by putting their feet flat and walking on the knuckles of their hands. They can stand upright, but they don't do it very often. When they do, it is often to "chestslap." Gorillas do not beat their chests with their fists but with open cupped hands, making the familiar loud sound which can indicate aggression or excitement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Q. What is blue and f**ks old age pensioners ? A. Hypothermia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Gorillas normally walk by putting their feet flat and walking on the knuckles of their hands. They can stand upright, but they don't do it very often. When they do, it is often to "chestslap." Gorillas do not beat their chests with their fists but with open cupped hands, making the familiar loud sound which can indicate aggression or excitement. are you just copying and pasteing text from Gorilla.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 The fruit fly has the largest sperm in nature I hope that's not personal experience shining through Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamer Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 The fruit fly has the largest sperm in nature You seem to speak from experience Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 5pm, time to go home - maybe it will be at 1000 by the time I get there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 tick tock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukeyboy2k Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 are you just copying and pasteing text from Gorilla.com Busted! I made the effort to hotlink the picture from another site tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyotasuprauk Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonlady Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 This must be a record for number of pages in one day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burna Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Why the hell did I just sit here and beat my chest like a guerilla with cupped hands and then tried again with just slapping it to see if it sounded different Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra matt Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 me to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mcgoo Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 me again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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