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Club Competition #2


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  RobSheffield said:
You quoted yourself? thats a new low you have hit ;)

 

:p

 

well what would do you expect from h..........:D only kidding

 

 

 

 

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?????

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

two,but how the fu*k do they get in there

 

 

 

 

 

 

im bored....

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Once there was a family who was given some venison by a friend. The wife cooked up the deer steaks, and served it to the husband and children. The husband thought it would be fun to have the children guess what it was that they were eating.

 

"Is is beef?" The daughter Katie asked.

 

"Nope."

 

"Is it pork?" the son Willie asked.

 

"Nope."

 

"Damn, we don't know, Dad!" Willie exclaimed.

 

"I'll give you a clue," the Dad said, "It's what your mum sometimes calls me."

 

"Spit it out, Willie!" cried Katie, "We're eating Asshole!!"

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