turbonut Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 Its not Friday yet, but close enough... Once upon a time, and far, far away, lived a beautiful Queen with > voluptuous breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer knew that the penalty for his > desire would be death should he try to touch them. One day Nick revealed > his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the > King's chief doctor. > >Horatio the Physician, exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon >Slayer to more than just satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 >gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily >agreed to the scheme. > >The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and >poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon >after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. > >Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, >Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special >saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that >tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work >as the antidote to cure the itch. > >The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. > >Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for >the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next >four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and >magnificent breasts. > >The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer >left satisfied and hailed as a hero. > >Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the >Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. > >With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have >cared less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this >matter to the King, with a laugh just told him to get lost. > >The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same >itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned >Nick the Dragon Slayer. > >The moral of the story - Pay your bills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Soop Dogg Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 Awful, but good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 lol - Very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Very Good Indeed!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 lol funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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