RedM Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 A man in a green Ford Granada happened to pull up to a Rolls Royce at a top sign. The windows were down as he yelled out to the gentleman in the Rolls “Hey, do you have a phone in there?” The man in the Rolls Royce said, “Yes, of course I do.” The man in the Granada said “I got one too…see?” The man in the Rolls said, “Uh huh, yes, that’s very nice.” The man the Granada then asked, “Do you have a fax machine?” The man in the Rolls replied, “Why, actually, yes, I do.” The man in the Granada said “I do too! See? It’s right here!” The man in the Rolls beginning to get annoyed replied, “How nice for you.” The light was just about to turn green when the man in the Granada asked, “So, do YOU have a double bed back there?” The gentleman in the Rolls said “Of course not! Do you?” The man in the Granada said, “Yes! See? Right back here!” The light turned green and the man in the Granada left. The man in the Rolls Royce was quite annoyed at being outdone. So he had his Rolls taken to a custom auto body shop to have a double bed installed. Once the work was completed, he had his chauffeur drive all over town looking for the green Granada. He finally found it parked along the side the road and pulled up beside it. The windows in the Granada where all fogged up as the gentleman from the Rolls approached it. Feeling a little awkward, he tapped on the window. The man in the Granada finally opened the window a crack and peeked out. The man in the Rolls said, “Do you remember me, young man?” The man in the Granada replied, “Yeah, I remember you. What’s up?” The man in the Rolls said, “As you can see, I now also have a double bed in my Rolls!” The man in the Granada replied, “You got me out of the shower to tell me that!!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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