juanchan Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work" the daughter-in-law answered. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. "Love dress? But you're naked!" "Justin loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ages me for hours. The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually. "Needs ironing," he said, "What's for dinner?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p111ddy Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 i like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 Superb!! H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazla Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silvershark44 Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 hahahahahahaha.........i love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 "Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ages me for hours. He does what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted February 21, 2007 Author Share Posted February 21, 2007 He does what? Ooops. Dunno how that happened cos it was copied and pasted from an email I got! It was "ravages me for hours" in the original I received! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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