jamesmark Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 One day Joe, Steve and a gang of building workers turned up to start building a house on the empty plot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers. She hung around and eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold, more or less adopted the little girl as a sort of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had tea and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. They even gave her very own hard hat and gloves. At the end of the first week they presented her with a pay envelope containing two pounds in 10p coins. The little girl took her 'pay' home to her mother who suggested that they take the money she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account. When they got to the bank the cashier was tickled pink listening to the little girl telling her about her 'work' on the building site and the fact she had a'pay packet'. "You must have worked very hard to earn all this", said the bank cashier. The little girl proudly replied, "I worked all last week with the men building a big house." "My goodness gracious," said the cashier, "Will you be working on the house again this week, as well?" The little girl thought for a moment and said ... "I think so. Provided those c#nts at Jewsons deliver the f#cking bricks." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoffvalenti Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supradoopa Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markrzs Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 now thats funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham S Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Sounds very similar to the builders opposite our place! But ours tend to take a leak where they please too... Very funny though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markjodrell Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 :d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Havard Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 That was a proper LOL!! Funniest reopost I ever heard too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStormRising Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 PMSL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 made me laugh out loud at work :d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 thats class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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