MaveriK Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 This scouser walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi...You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a 2 bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year." The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well you fuckin' started it." I'll be here all week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 FFFFFFFFFFFantastic!!! H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markjodrell Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 :d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 (waits for the Scouser fallout) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=56784&repost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=56784&repost Jesus Jake, where did you dig that fossil up from?? Should you still be embarassed if you laugh at a repost? H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silvershark44 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 hhaahahaaha thats pretty good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayman Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 ahh i get it, took me a while! Crap with jokes me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaveriK Posted February 17, 2007 Author Share Posted February 17, 2007 Jake, your such a bitch!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 There is an even older version of that joke featuring a Chav rather than a Scouser. It's number 13 in the list. A semi-repost, if you like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaveriK Posted February 17, 2007 Author Share Posted February 17, 2007 REDM added to the bitch list! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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