CJ Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Last Night I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down. A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?" I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied "Yeah, not too bad thanks." After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to mate?" Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to say, I replied "Umm, just having a quick pooh. How about yourself?" I then heard the voice for the third time ..... "Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some idiot in the loo next to me answering everything I say." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glosphil Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 LMAO that funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanM Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Oh my god! Was that really you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 lmfao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted February 12, 2007 Author Share Posted February 12, 2007 Oh my god! Was that really you? Nah, it was sent to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 You've ruined the gag! I was making like I was the bloke on the phone. Sheesh, you old people. I dunno. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnd-mkiv Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 lol quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egrossi Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Your just to nice CJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stupra Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Ha ha, you'd feel a right tit if that actually happened to you. It'd be like waving back at someone that wasn't waving at you, only worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pig Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Lol, i can picture you doing that CJ. The image of you on the loo isnt nice mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted February 12, 2007 Author Share Posted February 12, 2007 You've ruined the gag! I was making like I was the bloke on the phone. Sheesh, you old people. I dunno. DOH! Sorry old chap - I am a bit slow tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 V.Funny!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarkey Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 That is very funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyknox Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 LMAO, CJ, that's a classic!!!! :d :d I really did burst out laughing then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markjodrell Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiten55 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 another one from the king of classics - lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra steveo Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbonut Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 mint!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CoolsBlue Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 good one! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStormRising Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 LMAO Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p111ddy Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 v.good sir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 That's the funniest thing I've heard in ages...!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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