turbonut Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 I know its dodgy, but, hey its friday! >A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. >She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: > > HUSBAND WANTED: > MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), > MUST NOT BEAT ME, > MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, > AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! > ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. > > On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs. > > "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the widow said. > > "Just look at you! You have no legs!" > > The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cant run around on you!" > > "You don't have any arms either!" she snorted. > > Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!" > > She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you good in bed??" > > The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, > > "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?" lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Lol:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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