colsoop Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 I think orange ladies are standar issue in those places, You might be able to find one of those all in one beauty type salons that offer massage as well. "massage with happy ending" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted February 7, 2007 Author Share Posted February 7, 2007 I think orange ladies are standar issue in those places, You might be able to find one of those all in one beauty type salons that offer massage as well. "massage with happy ending" do they rub the tanning lotion in for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colsoop Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 do they rub the tanning lotion in for you? Perhaps you should go and have a trial and report your findings back to the forum. all in the interests of public service Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 I set myself up for that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 cant be bothered to try and impress girls with a nice smile, I let my personality shine through You're doomed! You do stamp your foot while you're counting though Jay Just spat my tea out at that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Now this is a quality random cr@p thread worth commenting on! Steer clear of coffee, tea and red wine if you want whiter teeth. Oh and don't smoke, but you knew that already! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted February 7, 2007 Author Share Posted February 7, 2007 hmmmm tea is the only one i have out of them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Get one of those kits that you paint on at night....I've heard good things about them. I hate really white teeth, like Simon Cowell's ewww. Some nice crooked yellow nashers is what I like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Get one of those kits that you paint on at night....I've heard good things about them. I hate really white teeth, like Simon Cowell's ewww. Some nice crooked yellow nashers is what I like. For the Friend's Ross' glow in the dark ultraviolet finish perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted February 7, 2007 Author Share Posted February 7, 2007 Get one of those kits that you paint on at night....I've heard good things about them. I hate really white teeth, like Simon Cowell's ewww. Some nice crooked yellow nashers is what I like. that sounds like flukey-lukey's tippex idea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 that sounds like flukey-lukey's tippex idea! You get them from Boots - give it a whirl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Actually this is a good thread as I've always hated my teeth. I don't smoke , drink tea or red wine and I brush twice a day without fail. Yet I've never had white teeth - even when I first grew them! It's just the colouring of my teeth is a little 'yellow'. Oh well, I'll try one of them kits and see if it works. I'm not paying £600 to have them whitened so this seems like a cheap alternative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted February 7, 2007 Author Share Posted February 7, 2007 im gonna give the pearl drops a whirl first. then might try a kit/tippex! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 im gonna give the pearl drops a whirl first. then might try a kit/tippex! Pearl Drops can be very abrasive similar to things like arm and hammer baking soda one. It can leave you with fading enamel. Don't go mad with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 When I was driving through Notts the other week I saw a place that did the laser treatment for £100. Must say I'm tempted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uk-rich Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 No, unfortunately. Although I do have some similarities with a horse, teeth aren't one of them crap in the street and men ride you ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted February 7, 2007 Author Share Posted February 7, 2007 oh i used arm and hammer for years. that did nothing special! so i gave up on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colsoop Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 crap in the street and men ride you ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silvershark44 Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 I would get them done proffessionally, if you shop around youll get better deals. You dont have to pay £600. I would say its worth having white teeth. No need for them to look bad in this day and age. Then again I have train tracks top and bottom at the moment and having my jaw broken and surgically realined in the next couple of months! So man if just whitening my teeth was a problem for me I would be happy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheefa Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 I used a kit from Pro-white smile and regaularly got told by women that I had the most beautiful teeth they'd ever seen. It worked wonders. It also helps to have a gigantic cock bulging down one leg. But hey, you can't all be winners here right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Don't smoke or drink coffee will help keep your teeth white Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uzthedentist Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 dont use pearl drops EVER!!! ull completely destroy ur teeth also dont brush any more than twice a day as you can abrade away your gingivae(gums) causing root exposure, this is made of something called dentine which is naturally more yellow than enamel and can make your teeth more yellow. Some of the kits on ebay contain 30% carbamide peroxide, thatll make your teeth white but it will destroy your gums in effect burning them. this is why theyre illegal in this country. Best way is to use a tray bleach with NO MORE than 10% carbamide peroxide. you can get these pretty cheap but it will take 2 weeks to work. I do about 10 of these a week and theyre by far the most effective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 I had no idea we had a dentist member!? Nice advice there mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 It also helps to have a gigantic cock bulging down one leg. That's animal cruelty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Best way is to use a tray bleach with NO MORE than 10% carbamide peroxide. you can get these pretty cheap but it will take 2 weeks to work. I do about 10 of these a week and theyre by far the most effective. A dentist member too - awesome. My denitist is an unbelievably fit asian bird and I'm always embarrassed to get my teeth out. Can you recomend one of the tray kits with just the 10% in? Where can i get one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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