monkey76364 Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into a supermarket with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Tesco, nice children you've got there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course they bloody aren't, you f***ing idiot! The oldest, he's nine and the younger one, she's seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins...? Do you really think they look alike, you f***ing d*ckhead?" "Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would shag you twice" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 As far as re-posts go, that is one of the best!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 Now that did make me chuckle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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