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It's like a car-wash for cats


Jake

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Why the fook would you want to wash your cat??? My cat washes itself!

 

Oh I bet its america, where cats are de-clawed and such!

 

I would never torment a cat like that. If it had to be washed for any reason i would do it by hand so it wasnt stressed like that.

 

Anyone who's ever tried to wash a cat by hand will know how difficult it is. I had to wash mine a while ago when it came in stinking. Seemed to grow another five legs

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This will not go down well...

 

:sos:

 

but have you ever heard of catpipes?

 

Have never seen it but apparently it's only for the brave and very drunk..

 

Find a cat,

 

admnister a stroke to gain trust,

 

pick up said cat, turn upside down and tickle belly,

 

put cat under arm back to front,

 

with one hand, clasp all 4 paws and hold fast under arm. With the other hand take tail and hold in in mouth.

 

you get the note by biting the tail, and change the pitch by squeezing the cat under the arm.

 

I have only heard of one instance where a sucessful note of any length was produced.. and was followed by a trip to casualty...

 

for as it has been mentioned before the cat grows 5 extra legs and clamps itself to you head.

 

 

 

before I get HAMMERED I like cats and have 2 myself, and would never do this...

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This will not go down well...

 

:sos:

 

but have you ever heard of catpipes?

 

Have never seen it but apparently it's only for the brave and very drunk..

 

Find a cat,

 

admnister a stroke to gain trust,

 

pick up said cat, turn upside down and tickle belly,

 

put cat under arm back to front,

 

with one hand, clasp all 4 paws and hold fast under arm. With the other hand take tail and hold in in mouth.

 

you get the note by biting the tail, and change the pitch by squeezing the cat under the arm.

 

I have only heard of one instance where a sucessful note of any length was produced.. and was followed by a trip to casualty...

 

for as it has been mentioned before the cat grows 5 extra legs and clamps itself to you head.

 

 

 

before I get HAMMERED I like cats and have 2 myself, and would never do this...

 

My dog does this with cats, he managed to get the first note right, after that it goes quiet?!?:innocent:

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My dog does this with cats, he managed to get the first note right, after that it goes quiet?!?:innocent:

 

 

Flamed!

don't like to see dogs eat cats.:thumbdown:

My cat is like a member of the family! If a dog ate your girlfriend you'd be as pissed off as I would be if your dog ate my cat!

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It's been a long time since I have watched something that has made my blood boil. I had to take one of ours to the vets today. Just putting her in her basket and hearing her cries to be let out upsets me. I would love to meet the person who made that and stick my thumbs into their eye sockets

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How can causing a cat that much distress not be cruel? :complain:

 

I would love to meet the person who made that and stick my thumbs into their eye sockets

 

petspa

 

Although I'd want to subject them to a water cannon at point blank range myself.

 

I feel bad when ours fall in the bath - the speed they jump out of it and run down the hall they obviously don't like it much!!!

 

No they don't, but it is funny when they do that! Mine didn't run off, just got out and sat looking sorry for herself, slowly drip drying :)

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