RedM Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 I walked into B&Q at lunchtime today and some old guy dressed in orange asked me if I wanted decking. Fortunately, I got the first punch in and that was the end of that. Those less suspecting might not be so lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 OMG - That arrived in 3 e-mails to me today... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ads Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 1st time i've heard it, very funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flukey-lukey Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 That joke is soooooooo old lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CardiffSupra Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 haha i like that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 It may be old, but it made me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkTheBoy Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 We went to B&Q the other day and on the way out this old deranged bloke decided to befriend us. I don't even think he was buying anything. He just stood with us while we were paying and told us he was some kind of care worker for kids. I haven't been back to Portsmouth since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyknox Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silvershark44 Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 hahaha i like that!! thats my new msn name! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 I walked into B&Q at lunchtime today and some old guy dressed in orange asked me if I wanted decking. Fortunately, I got the first punch in and that was the end of that. Those less suspecting might not be so lucky. now thats funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 I got stopped in the street the other day by a guy asking me if there was a B&Q in Bournemouth. 'No idea mate', I said, 'but I know theres two 'O's in Poole'. He decked me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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