steb9780 Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Three Scousers and three Mancs are travelling by train to a football match in London. At the station, the three Mancs each buy a ticket and watch as the three Scousers buy just one ticket between them. "How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the Mancs. "Watch and learn," answers one of the Scousers. They all board the train. The Mancs take their respective seats but all three Scousers cram into a toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor arrives to collect the tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Mancs are mightily impressed by this, so after the game, they decide to copy the Scousers on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip... To their astonishment, the Scousers don't buy a ticket at all!! "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed Mancunian. "Watch and learn..." says one Scouser. When they board the train the three Mancs cram into a toilet and soon after the three Scousers pile into another nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterwards, one of the Scousers leaves the toilet and sneaks across to the toilet where the Mancs are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 :d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopite Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Love that joke.... although in real life there would of been bloodshed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supradoopa Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 :rlol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffleman Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Love that joke.... although in real life there would of been bloodshed In real life a scouser wouldnt be that clever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steb9780 Posted January 13, 2007 Author Share Posted January 13, 2007 Well I thought it was even better because the scousers got one over the Mancs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkTheBoy Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshBhp Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Excellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaveriK Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 when i saw this thread i expected to see....... 15 Jul, 2006 Wrexham Friendly A 15:00 Y Y Y 2-0 22 Jul, 2006 Crewe Alexandra Friendly A 15:00 Y Y Y 1-0 22 Oct, 2006 Manchester United Barclays Premiership A 0-2 08 Nov, 2006 Birmingham City Carling Cup A 1-0 02 Dec, 2006 Wigan Athletic Barclays Premiership A 4-0 16 Dec, 2006 Charlton Athletic Barclays Premiership A 3-0 30 Dec, 2006 Tottenham Hotspur Barclays Premiership A 1-0 06 Jan, 2007 Arsenal FA Cup 3rd Round H 1-3 09 Jan, 2007 Arsenal Carling Cup 1/4 final H 3-6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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