SUPRALOOPY Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 While I was driving down the A40 the other day, (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. The copper pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronising smirk asked: "Runway too short?" To which I replied: "I'm late for work." To which he asked: "What do you do?" I responded: "I'm a rectum stretcher" The copper was surprised and confused : "A rectum stretcher, and just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet." Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously : "And just what do you do with a six-foot arsehole?" To which I politely replied : "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...." Speeding ticket: £105.00 Penalty Points : 3 Court costs: £45 Look on copper's face: Priceless. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dibbleyuk Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 Ive read this before its great! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiten55 Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 My dog's got no nose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 My dog's got no nose I'm sorry to hear that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted January 11, 2007 Author Share Posted January 11, 2007 My dog's got no nose put it to sleep then, its not fair to the dog:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 My dog's got no nose Ok I will say it, How does it smell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 For a blinking moment there, cos it was in 'Supra chat', I thought you were being serious, but when you mentioned the arsehole being installed under the bridge, I realised... ho hum. Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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