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Charlotte

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A luvverly refreshing cuppa aye but FOR CHRIST SAKE DON'T PUT MILK IN IT! Have it black with a slice of lemon. Like wot I iz supping now. SLURP!!!!

 

 

If I ever have a cup of tea, last year I do not think I had any it has to be dark not weak, no milk (that's just gross) and plenty of sugar.

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My old financial director a fine woman of advancing years liked her cup of char as follows:

 

1. Warm cup with douche of boiling hot water fresh from the cauldron.

2. Fill to half way with fresh lait du vache harvested from the dairy chest in local branch of Sainsburys.

3. Top up with hot water to the brim.

4. Holding the corner of the tea bag, dunk once to wet the bag, twice to infuse the eau du lait chaude and then thrice to fully taint it a beige colour.

5. SLURP!!!

 

WOT A FUCKING WASTE OF A JOLLY GOOD TEA BAG!!! I could've strained the contents of my incontinence thong and she wouldn't have noticed. Well not until she developed gum disease and her teeth fell out.

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