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Scoboblio Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Love it. Especially the logo in the bottom right. *awaits the barrage of abuse from the forum's bikers* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Two of these little moped feckers followed me out of a petrol station over Xmas. They were right on my bumper, side by side for a mile or so of 30mph limit, then at a set of lights they nipped in in front of me, blipping their little (bee farting in a baked bean tin ) exhausts and shouting at each other in chavese. Lights went green, they shot off with the acceleration of an earth mover, then kept slowing down whilst looking back at me laughing, then turned right without warning (their right feet scraping the ground as if they were in danger of losing grip at 5 mph) right in front of a bus. It was close and the bus driver had to brake very hard. They are not bikers, just little eejits aspiring to be roadkill. You can 'think bike' as much as you want, but as the bus driver found out you have to 'think mindless twat' as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 the bus driver found out you have to 'think mindless twat' as well. I nearly sent a bloody moped driving twat through my back window about a month or two back when after a couple of warning taps of the brake (and the resulting emergency braking / swerving across the road from the little shit), he still refused to ride more than a couple of inches from my bumper. It was honestly the closest I've ever seen two vehicles driving together and If I'd actually had to stop, he would've been rolling about in the road clutching his broken leg and crying for his mum..... tosser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Two of these little moped feckers followed me out of a petrol station over Xmas. They were right on my bumper, side by side for a mile or so of 30mph limit, then at a set of lights they nipped in in front of me, blipping their little (bee farting in a baked bean tin ) exhausts and shouting at each other in chavese. Lights went green, they shot off with the acceleration of an earth mover, then kept slowing down whilst looking back at me laughing, then turned right without warning (their right feet scraping the ground as if they were in danger of losing grip at 5 mph) right in front of a bus. It was close and the bus driver had to brake very hard. They are not bikers, just little eejits aspiring to be roadkill. You can 'think bike' as much as you want, but as the bus driver found out you have to 'think mindless twat' as well. I had a similar situation at work, driving a crappy old fiesta back to the compound that had been involved in an abduction. 7 of these kids on scooters were all over the back of the car for about a mile, then as we turned into the town high street they were accelerating really close to the back bumper and then braking just before they hit and laughing their heads off. I slowed up a bit and one tried to make a suicidal overtake as a truck came the other way..... so that was it. On with the anchors and out I get in full uniform. The kids are stopped behind and with great satisfaction I did 7 lots of "You, pull over there"...... Much to the amusement of the drinkers outside the packed pub who cheered! All 7 got themselves section 59 warnings, and the fright of their lives hopefully Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewie Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 I had a similar situation at work, driving a crappy old fiesta back to the compound that had been involved in an abduction. 7 of these kids on scooters were all over the back of the car for about a mile, then as we turned into the town high street they were accelerating really close to the back bumper and then braking just before they hit and laughing their heads off. I slowed up a bit and one tried to make a suicidal overtake as a truck came the other way..... so that was it. On with the anchors and out I get in full uniform. The kids are stopped behind and with great satisfaction I did 7 lots of "You, pull over there"...... Much to the amusement of the drinkers outside the packed pub who cheered! All 7 got themselves section 59 warnings, and the fright of their lives hopefully When are they going to arm traffic cops and operate a shoot to kill policy? Please add my name to the top of the recruitment list. I know I have all the necessary kwallifikashuns. I drive a Supe, I watch the bill, I can shoot (practice on Time Crisis 2 on the PS2) and I HATE SCOOTER BOYZ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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