jamesmark Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 Probably a repost but who cares. A very loud, unattractive, fat, hard-faced woman walks into Asda at with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Asda -- nice children you've got there are they twins?" The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you think they look alike, ya dickhead?" "Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would f#ck you twice!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 Perhaps they had different fathers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 Mediocre at best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad Posted December 30, 2006 Share Posted December 30, 2006 A very loud, unattractive, fat, hard-faced woman walks into Asda at with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. Wow, looks like 80% of mothers with kids from chav, counsil house Low Hill, Bushbury Hill, Underhill areas of Wolverhampton getting into my bus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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