JustGav Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 Oh dear... you lot need help... It would take a serious trip to amsterdam before I'd even entertain the idea, then it would have to be a serious dose of ryhpnol mixed with viagra to even get it up.... And even then I'd make sure I was heading towards the door somehow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 I don't think it would be physically possible....... without a couple of lollypop sticks and elastic bands, and probably chloroform took me a while.... I reckon the necrophilia bit is cos she would not last a 5 mile run (sharp today me) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 So sorry about that last joke but it is one of my favourites. H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imi Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 How do you work that one out!! Shagging fat sweaty women does not make you a necrophiliac!!! Unless they have recently passed away.... I used to be into the old necrophillia until some rotten c*nt split on me!!! Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week!! H. Rob.... That last comment of yours was truely disturbing.....next time use more lubricant.... Perhaps we can use her to help re-jig JamesMark's Supra 5 of you would have shagged her.......the results should have been made public Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oly Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 Mandy Dingle Aka Lisa Riley would you do her? i would defo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oly Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 Argh why not! i said as long as my mates didn't find out - cos then i wouldn't have any Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamanC Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 I cant believe this thread is still going. She needs to be put down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopite Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 I'd rather feed my own cock to a bunch of piranhas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittyclaws Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamanC Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 Fat Girls are for ugly people /vbb/images/smilies/bbcode_grin.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pizza-Tosser Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 She's Lush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz1 Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 Mandy Dingle Aka Lisa Riley would you do her? i would defo not even with yours mate:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geneb Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 FOOK theres some shallow peeps on here she aint that bad, damn i bet most of you fookers are right ugly cnuts LOL:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 FOOK theres some shallow peeps on here she aint that bad, damn i bet most of you fookers are right ugly cnuts LOL:p You're a cheeky cnut Geneb!!. You started this thread - shame on you mate.....!!! It's not that she's just a BIG girl, she's fugly with a horrible cackle and no personality. There are some BIG girls that are really pretty but she's not one of them. At the end of the day I don't like girls who are HUGE and by HUGE I mean that by the time they turn around - it's their birthday again..!!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geneb Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 Lol fucker u know u would love to do her!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imi Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 http://www.manchesteronline.co.uk/ContentResources/601.$plit/C_17_photogallery_13_list_photo_list_photo_item_13_photo.jpg There you go Geneb, she's waiting for you.....its her lucky night tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geneb Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 YOUR Right there fucka and im gonna BANG HER MATES as well ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imi Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 Make sure you don't get lost in the forest you might need one of these...... http://www.farfanandmendes.com/Images/Viking%20Lawn%20Mower.gif Mind you, you two make a beautiful couple... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R Black Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 mmm like the tall one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 It's not that she's just a BIG girl, she's fugly with a horrible cackle and no personality. There are some BIG girls that are really pretty but she's not one of them. . Hamen to that, now Dawn French, she's lurverly, I quite like the girl who plays Myfanwy in LB as well, but Riley is awful looking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Changed my mind on this!!! Lisa Riley is a stunner... I have had a couple of cans of stella & eight water melon bacardi breezers!! Voila!!!! Instant Catherine Zeta Jones.. I'm now off upstairs to make a flatulent attempt at sex with the wife... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imi Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Havard - Giving her oral is like watering the amazon with a hosepipe......she'll dry you out not to mention, you won't be able to find your way back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittyclaws Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 Hamen to that, now Dawn French, she's lurverly. Havard - Giving her oral is like watering the amazon with a hosepipe......she'll dry you out not to mention, you won't be able to find your way back Plus it might be like throwing a sausage up the high street Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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