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The Christmas Friday Joke


Bill Prawn

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Not wanting to appear santamental at this time of year, here are a few new meaning to the festive favourites we all know.

 

CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED

 

 

SCHIZOPHRENIA:

Do you Hear What I Hear?

 

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER:

We Three Queens Disoriented Are.

 

DEMENTIA:

I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas.

 

NARCISSISTIC:

Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me.

 

MANIC:

Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...

 

PARANOID:

Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.

 

PERSONALITY DISORDER:

You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you Why.

 

DEPRESSION:

Silent Anedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely.

 

OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER:

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle

Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle

Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle

Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell

Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,

Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, .......(better

start again)

 

PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY:

On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away).

 

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER:

Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.

 

 

Have a great Christmas everyone, wherever you are :D

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