Bill Prawn Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Not wanting to appear santamental at this time of year, here are a few new meaning to the festive favourites we all know. CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do you Hear What I Hear? MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Queens Disoriented Are. DEMENTIA: I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas. NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me. MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and... PARANOID: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me. PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you Why. DEPRESSION: Silent Anedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely. OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, .......(better start again) PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY: On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away). BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire. Have a great Christmas everyone, wherever you are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 very good! Have a good one Tim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supra_Star Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 ALCOHOLIC: Mistletoe and wine and vodka and brandy and scotch and.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 ALCOHOLIC: Mistletoe and wine and vodka and brandy and scotch and.... DRUG ADDICT: http://media.putfile.com/12-drugs-of-christmas He did it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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