mikeyb10supra Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 PMSL I cant actually believe what im reading, tell him you will come and visit him in hospital and bring him some worthers originals, also you should send back that pic of you in the red footy shirt doing the thumbs up with the green hair, the photoshoped one Or this one http://www.foursitestudios.com/theplayer/images/nerd.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamanC Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Something should be done alonf the lines of http://www.419eater.com/html/trophy_room.htm Push for another pic.......hovis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamanC Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Have you been scamming before CJ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminator Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Tell him that you did not feel you should keep the 20% as this would be unchristian. So you have contacted XXXXX , to inform them that they will be receiving ???????? from an anonymous benefactor. But they did not believe you so you had to show them his email, as proof that your offer was genuine, and that you have already transferred £20000 of you own money as a down payment and sign of good faith, to show that the offer is genuine. Unfortunately the organisation informed the local press, I am sure that someone on hear could knock up a spoof head line and short article on news print, for CJ to send him. Then say that the national news paper some how got to her of it and have a team of investigators try to find him. So that they can share his generosity with the whole country, because this is just the sort of story they were looking for at Christmas time. Don't for get to wish him a pain less transition to the next world and your though will always be him, as you can feel his pain as if you shared the same body. You could also ask if he thought it would unchristian of you to keep a few £k's because you have given all your savings to the organisation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminator Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Something should be done alonf the lines of http://www.419eater.com/html/trophy_room.htm Push for another pic.......hovis? Oh my sides ache from laughing so much, that site cracked me up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted December 19, 2006 Author Share Posted December 19, 2006 Tell him that you did not feel you should keep the 20% as this would be unchristian. So you have contacted XXXXX , to inform them that they will be receiving ???????? from an anonymous benefactor. But they did not believe you so you had to show them his email, as proof that your offer was genuine, and that you have already transferred £20000 of you own money as a down payment and sign of good faith, to show that the offer is genuine. Unfortunately the organisation informed the local press, I am sure that someone on hear could knock up a spoof head line and short article on news print, for CJ to send him. Then say that the national news paper some how got to her of it and have a team of investigators try to find him. So that they can share his generosity with the whole country, because this is just the sort of story they were looking for at Christmas time. Don't for get to wish him a pain less transition to the next world and your though will always be him, as you can feel his pain as if you shared the same body. You could also ask if he thought it would unchristian of you to keep a few £k's because you have given all your savings to the organisation. Oh...I like this thinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Tell him that you did not feel you should keep the 20% as this would be unchristian. ..... yeah, that will float Razaq's boat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminator Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 A tattoo may be in order for a new avatar. "CJ'z MKIV'z Rulez" Or at the very least holding a poster containing the above whilst on his death bed with a sheep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminator Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Ask him if you can have a sub ad you are a bit short after making the donation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted December 19, 2006 Author Share Posted December 19, 2006 I am about to write back to him and I have decided I need a new name based along the lines of the other scam baiters on that site. My initials are CCJ (yeah, bad choice for someone who spends a shit load of money eh ) and i have decided to use: Colin Cumsin Jurass. What do you all think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminator Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 LOL yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted December 19, 2006 Author Share Posted December 19, 2006 What do you think of this as a reply? My dear Razaq How, how I sobbed when I saw your photographs. It reminded me so much of the death of my favourite Aunt, Herpetia. I watched as she suffered too and the image of her writhing naked on the bed (the clothes used to irritate her) will be forever etched on my mind. I am afraid I have a slight query regarding your request. Friends have mine have told me of certain unscrupulous individuals who prey on vulnerable God fearing people like me. They say that they will try to take my money (although I cannot believe that the good Lord would allow this) and that I should stop corresponding with you in case you are one such individual. Please tell me you are not as my faith in human nature would be shattered forever should it be so - say it aint so, please say it aint so! I tried phoning Mr. Moore today but could not get through. I assume he must be very busy at the bank. I may try again later but before that, my friends have asked if they could see your photographs that you sent me. I have not said yes yet as I didn't want you to think I was abusing our friendship. Would it be OK to show them your poor, emaciated body, all covered in sweat and man smells? Please say yes as I want them to be able to see what I see. Yours in friendship, Colin Cumsin Jurass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminator Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Sounds like the beginning of a beautiful friendship;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnA Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 I'm *touched* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 What do you think of this as a reply? My dear Razaq How, how I sobbed when I saw your photographs. It reminded me so much of the death of my favourite Aunt, Herpetia. I watched as she suffered too and the image of her writhing naked on the bed (the clothes used to irritate her) will be forever etched on my mind. I am afraid I have a slight query regarding your request. Friends have mine have told me of certain unscrupulous individuals who prey on vulnerable God fearing people like me. They say that they will try to take my money (although I cannot believe that the good Lord would allow this) and that I should stop corresponding with you in case you are one such individual. Please tell me you are not as my faith in human nature would be shattered forever should it be so - say it aint so, please say it aint so! I tried phoning Mr. Moore today but could not get through. I assume he must be very busy at the bank. I may try again later but before that, my friends have asked if they could see your photographs that you sent me. I have not said yes yet as I didn't want you to think I was abusing our friendship. Would it be OK to show them your poor, emaciated body, all covered in sweat and man smells? Please say yes as I want them to be able to see what I see. Yours in friendship, Colin Cumsin Jurass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 oh my word. CJ, you rock!! this thread has totally made up for all the crap i've read over the last six months Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Did you tell him about that new wonderdrug CJ? Its called Sheet, perhaps you could tell him to eat sheet and die! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lockys96 Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 lol. does he want your credit card too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
how_supra Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyb10supra Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 cant wait to see the reply....will tune in tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveR Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Same here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 I'm actually quite surprised that somebody as compassionate as Colin Cumsin Jurass seems to be hasn't wanted to visit the poor man in hospital. After all, he is apparently in an English hospital and it would be showing a bit of Christmas spirit..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted December 23, 2006 Author Share Posted December 23, 2006 He replied to say that he was happy for my friends to see his photos. I have now sent this: Hello Razaq I hope this email finds you feeling comfortable if not well. I have tried many times to speak with Mr. Moore but each time I have been unsuccessful. it now seems as if the banks are closed until after Christmas and so i will have to try then. I do have good news though. I showed my friends your pictures and they were deeply saddened to see how ill you were and amazed by your generosity. So much so they contacted local newspapers to tell them about you. They too were absolutely aghast at such a wonderful philanthropic spirit and they in turn contacted the national pres who have been round to interview me. They have taken my story and the photographs and want to run a feature on you. can you believe how wonderful that is? They are hoping that other terminally ill millionaires will also follow your lead and give up their money to charity. Now they want to come and see you to get an interview with you. Which hospital are you staying in? CCJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragaz Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 He replied to say that he was happy for my friends to see his photos. I have now sent this: Hello Razaq I hope this email finds you feeling comfortable if not well. I have tried many times to speak with Mr. Moore but each time I have been unsuccessful. it now seems as if the banks are closed until after Christmas and so i will have to try then. I do have good news though. I showed my friends your pictures and they were deeply saddened to see how ill you were and amazed by your generosity. So much so they contacted local newspapers to tell them about you. They too were absolutely aghast at such a wonderful philanthropic spirit and they in turn contacted the national pres who have been round to interview me. They have taken my story and the photographs and want to run a feature on you. can you believe how wonderful that is? They are hoping that other terminally ill millionaires will also follow your lead and give up their money to charity. Now they want to come and see you to get an interview with you. Which hospital are you staying in? CCJ Nicely done, tip of the cap to you sir!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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