colsoop Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 I hope this isn't a repost. ***Disclaimer*** I got sent this joke and it is in poor taste please don't shoot the messenger Whats the difference between Mr Kipling and the Ipswich Serial Killer ? Mr Kipling puts 6 tarts in a box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 I see they are looking for more rugby players for Ipswich! They are a bit short on hookers. Poor taste my arse if we were to die a horrible death and it was in national press I am sure the jokes would come eventually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baz Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 If you think its cold in wales, its minus 5 in Ipswich. i'll get my coat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Sutcliffe 6 years 13 women. New bloke 5 women 2 weeks. You don't get quicker than an Ipswich ripper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colsoop Posted December 15, 2006 Author Share Posted December 15, 2006 Sutcliffe 6 years 13 women. New bloke 5 women 2 weeks. You don't get quicker than an Ipswich ripper. If i laugh am i going to hell ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Oh and while I am here I see that there is a dyslexic Santa in the Ipswich area!! He is leaving prozzies under the tree's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Ok am done now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Lol! I like them all! Prostitution is a good racket to get into apparrently, someones making a killing in Ipswhich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Lol! I like them all! Prostitution is a good racket to get into apparrently, someones making a killing in Ipswhich. Which reminds me, on those lines *JOB VACANCY* Prostitutes required for Ipswich area. Good rates of pay but the shifts are murder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 I just bought my wife her Christmas persent, Red mini dress, black stockings, high heels and a one way ticket to Ipswich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 The murderer kills the women by strangulation and it's happening in Suffolk. So does that make them a Suffolkator? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 I hear there is now a copy cat killer about, but he's dyslexic and is killing substitutes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Col what have you started? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 I hear there is now a copy cat killer about, but he's dyslexic and is killing substitutes Like it, could also work with protestants:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martin_a Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 I had Iswich FC have had to call off their match this weekend, a dyslexic killer has murdered all their substitutes. However the Ipswich Ripper one is top class in an evil one way ticket to hell manner. m. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tepster Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 Police are urging anyone who wants sex with a prostitute in Ipswich to book now while stocks last! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 It's no laughing matter now!!!! A 6th body has been found in Ipswich with a box of cornflakes, pint of milk and a spoon hanging out her arse. Must be a cereal killer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gzaerojon Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 can we stop it now please? it's in really bad taste on a different note, apparently mince pie sales in Ipswich are going through the roof i think it's just due to the shortage of tarts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted December 15, 2006 Share Posted December 15, 2006 You should all hang your heads in shame:( Now for some good news.... He's been caught following a 999 call from a nursing home. He'd broken in during the night and raped an inmate, but when he heard a nurse approaching the door, he made his escape after threatening to kill his victim if she talked. The police were called as the crusty c*** split on him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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