Charlotte Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 a) I have a humongous headache. b) An hour to finish a day's work before I go shopping (see c) c) I have to go shopping for Christmas presents this afternoon. d) I have no shower at home. e) I haven't been able to cook a meal all week. f) Arsewipes keep speaking to me rudely on the phone. That's all, thanks for listening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooquicktostop Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 a) I have a humongous headache. b) An hour to finish a day's work before I go shopping (see c) c) I have to go shopping for Christmas presents this afternoon. d) I have no shower at home. e) I haven't been able to cook a meal all week. f) Arsewipes keep speaking to me rudely on the phone. That's all, thanks for listening. Merry Christmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class One Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Are they moistened arsewipes? I get no backchat from mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snooze Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 I need sympathy Really? Mike doesn't seem so bad to me..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted December 14, 2006 Author Share Posted December 14, 2006 Are they moistened arsewipes? I get no backchat from mine. They sound like wet idiots so they probably are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 a) I have a humongous headache. b) An hour to finish a day's work before I go shopping (see c) c) I have to go shopping for Christmas presents this afternoon. d) I have no shower at home. e) I haven't been able to cook a meal all week. f) Arsewipes keep speaking to me rudely on the phone. That's all, thanks for listening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Oi, stop complaining and post my present! I on the other hand: a) have done all my work b) done all my Christmas shopping c) Had a Christmas bonus e) got tomorrow booked off work but,.. I'm still single and its horrible this time of year BTW: What does GSOH stand for in your sig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted December 14, 2006 Author Share Posted December 14, 2006 Oi, stop complaining and post my present! but,.. I'm still single and its horrible this time of year BTW: What does GSOH stand for in your sig Good Sense of Humour. How do you know I haven't posted it already? Hmmm?? Enjoy yourself while you can, you'll soon be stuck with a house, bills, moaning etc etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 a) Paracetamol(sp?) get them whilst doing c b) Well you should have planned ahead better c) A woman complaining about going shopping!!! d) U smell e) You're like 25/26 arn't you, don't you think you should have learnt how to cook by now??! f) Don't pick the phone up, so you can get b finished. Well I'm sure it feels like the world is about to end but don't worry you women tend to over react Am I helping? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blueangel Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Great Set Of Hooters lol:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted December 14, 2006 Author Share Posted December 14, 2006 a) Paracetamol(sp?) get them whilst doing c [/Quote] Taken some, not helping. It's going to linger all day I think. b) Well you should have planned ahead better [/Quote] Been too busy c) A woman complaining about going shopping!!! I hate shopping d) U smell Thanks, it's called hard work, try it sometime. e) You're like 25/26 arn't you, don't you think you should have learnt how to cook by now??! I can cook stuff f) Don't pick the phone up, so you can get b finished. No option, reception woman is a cow. Well I'm sure it feels like the world is about to end but don't worry you women tend to over react Am I helping? Ermmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 1 2 3 Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww baby You poor thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 a) I have a humongous headache. b) An hour to finish a day's work before I go shopping (see c) c) I have to go shopping for Christmas presents this afternoon. d) I have no shower at home. e) I haven't been able to cook a meal all week. f) Arsewipes keep speaking to me rudely on the phone. That's all, thanks for listening. quit fucking moaning. you have tits, you could wake up every morning and play with them to your hearts content, you say "poor charlotte", I say poor us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 quit fucking moaning. you have tits, you could wake up every morning and play with them to your hearts content, you say "poor charlotte", I say poor us! I agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbieg Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 [you say "poor charlotte", I say poor us! vinny is in the building (gone in 60 seconds) smile at some bloke near you and get him do do your work christmas shopping of the web job done ooo and go to the gym for a shower!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guru Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 quit fucking moaning. you have tits, you could wake up every morning and play with them to your hearts content, you say "poor charlotte", I say poor us! PMSL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted December 14, 2006 Author Share Posted December 14, 2006 quit fucking moaning. you have tits, you could wake up every morning and play with them to your hearts content, you say "poor charlotte", I say poor us! I haven't even got the energy to come back with a witty cutting response, I'm noting this down as a win to you. Can I just say though, every morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter richards Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 AAHHH NEVER MIND CHAR TAKE SOME PILLS . oh sorry was i shouting , and youve got a headache Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Can I just say though, every morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 No comment at this recent revelation I have met you and i talk to you on msn all the time and i dont want any awkwardness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted December 14, 2006 Author Share Posted December 14, 2006 No comment at this recent revelation I have met you and i talk to you on msn all the time and i dont want any awkwardness You're my evil twin, of course there is awkwardness. Mum has always liked you better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheefa Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Ah, poor Charlotte. I don't even know you, but my heart bleeds, it really does. Christmas shopping is wank. Fact. However, I have a dilemna too in which I've got to get my girlfriend a birthday present for tomorrow and have literally about £4.60 to spend. Got to wait for the car bill. So, considering she got me an Ipod Nano for my birthdsay in November, I'm truly screwed. On that note, it's unlikely that I'll be getting screwed in the new year, not by her anyway. Good job I keep my ex's in good spirits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted December 14, 2006 Author Share Posted December 14, 2006 Oh yes, sorry did I mention Mike needs sympathy too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 You're my evil twin, of course there is awkwardness. Mum has always liked you better. She always said i was a mistake and that you were her favourite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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