Oly Posted December 10, 2006 Author Share Posted December 10, 2006 are you talking long term or short term ? 6 months(ish) sheefa i'll do it with you! Being a technician is boring me now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheefa Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 Good man. I'll see if there are any dead people around Solihull first and give you a shout mate. Keep your eyes peeled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oly Posted December 10, 2006 Author Share Posted December 10, 2006 Good man. I'll see if there are any dead people around Solihull first and give you a shout mate. Keep your eyes peeled Perhaps we could also hire a decently priced hitman to help us along? I'll check Scotland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dane_stone Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Good man. I'll see if there are any dead people around Solihull first and give you a shout mate. Keep your eyes peeled You can count me in on this should be able to handle a bit of blood and guts not sure on the poo side thou. Could do illegal clean ups to, bet there’s more money to be made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imi Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 If you really want to earn some damn good money, and it's something that not many people wish to do or currently do, then get saving to setup your own 'Dead Body Cleaning' business. That's what I'm looking at at this moment in time. You know, some random man takes a shotgun to his head and spills his guts and body parts over the wall. Coroner comes in to remove the body, you clean the house up. Although the stench is likely to be foul and most likely the floorboards will need to come up too to remove the odour. Fu*king good job if you ask me You alright Sheef....thats one disturbing post... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittyclaws Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Try this idea Now that is a good idea Removes his guts by aiming it at his head? That's a big gun! Or he's a bad shot. Or it is set to auto If you really want to earn some damn good money, and it's something that not many people wish to do or currently do, then get saving to setup your own 'Dead Body Cleaning' business. That's what I'm looking at at this moment in time. Thought you was going to join the RAF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter richards Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Out of curiosity, how do you become a locksmith? find a chav damaging your car smack the twat big time , get thrown into jail , come out a locksmith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheefa Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Yeah I'm feeling alright Imi, just a little distant without my Supe at the mo! Dane - welcome aboard the cleaning business mate. Peter - like the post mate, but you'd also come out with a criminal record and if I had caught that f*kwit that keyed my car, I'd of killed him! Sat-Nav - ah, I'm touched that you know my career intentions buddy. Yep, hopefully off to the RAF in July 2007, need to heal my ankle(s) first and build up my fitness from now. In te meantime though, I am looking for an immediate career change and this is the perfect opportunity! Everyone needs a backup plan right! Greg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren-K Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 If you really want to earn some damn good money, and it's something that not many people wish to do or currently do, then get saving to setup your own 'Dead Body Cleaning' business. That's what I'm looking at at this moment in time. You know, some random man takes a shotgun to his head and spills his guts and body parts over the wall. Sheefa,your not one of those people who believe that if you get shot by a shotgun or any other big gun you leave the floor and fly backwards 6 - 10ft are you ? and have you ever seen a dead body ? if not how do you know you could handle it ? ive seen a few dead bodies and its not that easy to blank them from your dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kranz Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Bit of a pointless post asking how to make money for christs sake. You either work, claim benefits or have mutliple jobs. There's no other legal way. If you really want to earn some damn good money, and it's something that not many people wish to do or currently do, then get saving to setup your own 'Dead Body Cleaning' business. That's what I'm looking at at this moment in time. You know, some random man takes a shotgun to his head and spills his guts and body parts over the wall. Coroner comes in to remove the body, you clean the house up. Although the stench is likely to be foul and most likely the floorboards will need to come up too to remove the odour. Fu*king good job if you ask me Been to many of these Mr Sheefa?? Last one I went to with a shotgun was quite clean. You wouldn't have been needed Bowels usually open when the body is moved. You could do railway suicides too.... lots of bits to pick up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheefa Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Darren - no mate lol, I don't believe in the 6ft flying matrix routine, but thanks for pointing out I'm insane. Yes I've seen a few dead bodies mate. 2 were in hospital so they dont really count and one was an old guy in Spain 4 years ago who was half, and i say hald because it looked quite clearly like half was missing, decapitated when he came off his bike and into a lampost followed by what looked like a large Vitara. Not nice and 20 at the time. I'm not saying I could cope, but most of the work is mind over matter, you get in and get the job done. I wouldn't want to join the RAF either if I couldn't cope with blood, major inujuries and dead colleagues mate. The only thing I'd like to stay away from is 'burnt' or 'burning' bodies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren-K Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Darren - no mate lol, I don't believe in the 6ft flying matrix routine, but thanks for pointing out I'm insane. Yes I've seen a few dead bodies mate. 2 were in hospital so they dont really count and one was an old guy in Spain 4 years ago who was half, and i say hald because it looked quite clearly like half was missing, decapitated when he came off his bike and into a lampost followed by what looked like a large Vitara. Not nice and 20 at the time. I'm not saying I could cope, but most of the work is mind over matter, you get in and get the job done. I wouldn't want to join the RAF either if I couldn't cope with blood, major inujuries and dead colleagues mate. The only thing I'd like to stay away from is 'burnt' or 'burning' bodies. lol no i dont think your insane mate i was a grave digger for a while and often went inside the mortuary - not nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra steveo Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 by UK spec cars in the netherlands tax free the import them to the UK, then pay tax (its still cheaper) and its best to have a buyer over here waiting or a contract set up with a garage , one of my mates was going to start this up but his partner came off his bike and died so he called it a day apperently the bank were trying to get him to start up the bussiness on his own because they thought it would fly if you do this and it goes well i expect a well paid job or a decent cut for giving you the idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imi Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Yeah I'm feeling alright Imi, just a little distant without my Supe at the mo! Hmm....spending too much time at the Wilson's Zoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungy Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Out of curiosity, how do you become a locksmith? Pay me money for tools and training. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveR Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Pay me money for tools and training. Well it's a toss up at the moment between your offer and Sheefa's but humour me, how much £ & how long would it take? I have read "how to pick a lock" on http://www.HowStuffWorks.com if that helps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungy Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Not really something to discuss on an open forum but I have pm'd you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colsoop Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Trust me, it's all bloody good money! http://www.channel4.com/science/microsites/D/dead_body_squad/index.html Anyone fancy doing it with me? If you need another member for your team Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 If you need another member for your team *hijack* Col, have you got any idea where you can buy the dolls in your av? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucifer Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Buy MKivstore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
far Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=92314 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colsoop Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 *hijack* Col, have you got any idea where you can buy the dolls in your av? http://www.thecmons-shop.com/index.php/language/en You wont get them before christmas though Charlotte Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter richards Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Yeah I'm feeling alright Imi, just a little distant without my Supe at the mo! Dane - welcome aboard the cleaning business mate. Peter - like the post mate, but you'd also come out with a criminal record and if I had caught that f*kwit that keyed my car, I'd of killed him! Sat-Nav - ah, I'm touched that you know my career intentions buddy. Yep, hopefully off to the RAF in July 2007, need to heal my ankle(s) first and build up my fitness from now. In te meantime though, I am looking for an immediate career change and this is the perfect opportunity! Everyone needs a backup plan right! Greglol greg , i thaught that was part of the learning process having a criminal record , as we all know they are robbing bstards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 http://www.thecmons-shop.com/index.php/language/en You wont get them before christmas though Charlotte Wow that's sooo cool thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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