Bill Prawn Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. He thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly, she stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention, and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question, he replied, "No dear, they are both Daddy Longlegs." The little girl looked a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then raised her foot and stomped them flat. Then she said, "We're not having any of that Brokeback-Mountain shit in our garden." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Oh dear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheefa Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Ha ha quality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 hahahahahahaha.... I can see some kids doing that as well.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Really good.... I sniggered openly.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragaz Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Hehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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